Saturday, December 31, 2005
As 2005 winds down, I suppose its time to make a list of all the memorable things that have happen in 2005. Ok so here goes..........Shit I really can't think of anything.
Happy New year to all of you!!!
While your out enjoying whats left of 2005 have a drink for me, because Its my BIRTHDAY!!!
Kisses & Hugs to all of you!!
Friday, December 30, 2005
Thursday, December 29, 2005
Monday, December 26, 2005
Christmas this year was full of many surprises. Just being surrounded by family and friends is the greatest gift. This year I received a great Christmas surprise. Every year I take great care with my children's stocking. The stockings are one of the best memories my children have of Christmas. This year I hung 4 stockings. One for each of my 2 boys, one for my oldest son's girlfriend and of course one for me. Every year on Christmas morning the stockings are full and its the first thing my children open. Of course mine hangs empty. This year I woke up around 1am on Christmas morning, unable to sleep. So I went into the living room to make sure all was in place for the morning, and much to my surprise, My stocking was also full. The tears of joy started to fall and I knew that all was well. It touched my heart so much to find out that my oldest son and his girlfriend had snuck into my home late in the night and left me with this wonderful gift. I know Christmas is not all about gifts, and the love those children left me in that stocking filled my heart with so much joy.
I hope you all had an amazing Christmas!!
Saturday, December 24, 2005
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Men are like a fine wine.
They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Have a super Tuesday!
Sunday, December 18, 2005
My new grandpuppy arrived last night! He is so cute.
This weekend has been nuts. I have been recovering from a major pulled muscle,(do not ask how) so I have not got much done. The muscle relaxers and pain meds make my brain stupid. I really hate that feeling. Thanks to the internet I was able to get most of my Christmas shopping done in my PJ'S!! Got to just love that. I'm working my my list of 101 things about me, but under the influence of drugs its kinda hard. I guess I should just post what I have and go from there.
Hope you all had a great weekend!
Thursday, December 15, 2005
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
You don't get to choose how you're going to die.
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
I also just found out I am getting a new grandpuppy, my son has promised no actual grandkids for awhile. So this week my new grandpuppy will fly into the airport, that must be really scary for a pup. He is an English Bulldog, my son has always wanted one so he and his girlfriend gave it to each other as a Christmas gift. I picked him up a book today about the care of this type of dog. I also picked up a copy of Post Secret. Its a blog that is so awesome if you have not checked it out you should. There is a link in my sidebar, head on over and check it out!! So anyway I can't wait to see him and I will post pictures when he gets here.
Hope you all had a great Monday!
Monday, December 12, 2005
Have a super Monday!!
Saturday, December 10, 2005
Friday, December 09, 2005
Have a super weekend!!
Thursday, December 08, 2005
Wednesday, December 07, 2005
Hope you all have a super Hump day!!!
Monday, December 05, 2005
Lessons I learned today....
1. Short people should always use a ladder when checking the fuse box that is to high for you to reach.
2. You should always wear your glasses when checking the fuse box so that you can see the blown fuse.
3. Blown fuses are easy to see if you have are standing on a ladder with your glasses on!!
Hope you all have a super Monday!!
Saturday, December 03, 2005
Friday, December 02, 2005
some place for the singing of angels,
some place for that which in itself is
breathless and beautiful.
Thursday, December 01, 2005
Wednesday, November 30, 2005
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
I can't believe it almost Christmas and I have not even started my shopping. I guess I better get out there and shop my heart out! I'm just do not know what to get my boys this year. My family draws names so that makes it easier on all of us. All I really want for Christmas is a fence and a really good looking guy to put it up!!! Hey.......... a lady can dream!!
Whats on your Christmas list?!
Hope you all have a great day!!
Sunday, November 27, 2005
Saturday, November 26, 2005
My son and I put a coat of paint on the hallway and we hope to have it finished up today. I'm going to try to enjoy what's left of my weekend. Maybe do some shopping. I have never been one of those people who gets up at the crack of dawn the day after Thanksgiving and goes shopping. That's to many people for me. I actually do most of my shopping online. Its so much easier!
I'm getting out of the house today and enjoy the sunshine. I seem to be really depressed and I can't figure out why.It must be the holidays! I have managed to loose 10lbs and thats not a good thing, but it always happens when I get depressed. I seem to just be rambling! So I'm gonna jet out of the house and soak up some sunshine!
Have a super weekend!!
Thursday, November 24, 2005
Wednesday, November 23, 2005
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but
pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act
A: When the kids are in college.
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that
says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-".
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space".
8. Your home thermostat doesn't seem to be cooling no matter what it's set
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday..
TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
AND, the Number One thing only women understand:
1. OTHER WOMEN
Have a super Wednesday!!
Tuesday, November 22, 2005
Monday, November 21, 2005
Hope you all have a super Monday!! I will be on the phone kicking ass!!!
Saturday, November 19, 2005
Have a super evening!
Friday, November 18, 2005
Have a wonderful weekend!
Thursday, November 17, 2005
Now what does HNT and tacos have in common you ask? Well nothing really! I made tacos last night for dinner at my sons request. We have not had tacos since one of my former boyfriends cooked them. Which is really nice, but, and there is a but. He did not use any seasonings in his taco meat because it made them too much like Taco Bell tacos....hmmmmmm.....So we had hamburger meat wrapped in tortillas... I do not complain because he is cooking, but sometimes I really did not understand his reasoning. Like he did not like me to wear jeans because he felt women stole jeans from men....hmmmmmmmm......SO back to the tacos, I get home from work dinner is ready but I'm not hungry and would like to get some work done in the backyard before I eat. He never liked to eat right after he got home... So I think no problems right? Wrong!!! He feeds the kids and himself and yells out the backdoor to me:
Him:Sweetie, are you going to eat?
Me: Not right now Babe,I really need to get all of these weeds cut down before the city comes by and gives me a ticket for a fire hazard.(What I really want to add is, "That I have been asking you to help me with for weeks, and you could have done it on any of your 4 days off")
Him: Ok I will save it for you.
Me: Thanks Babe!
Later, I come in the house and clean up. He is giving the little one a bath. I head into the kitchen to eat, but can not find the taco stuff. So I head off to the bathroom to ask:
Me: Babe, where is the food?
Him: I threw it away.
Him: Because there was not enough left.
Me: Them why did you offer it to me earlier?
Him: ummmmmmmmmm, Well there was only enough for one or two.
Me: that's all I ever eat.
I realize there is no point on continuing this conversation. It was just another one of his punishments he loved to dish out.
So now you now a little about why I am single again.
Thanks for letting me get that off my chest!
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
#2..Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is no money in the account?
#3...Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billionstars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
#4...Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
#5...Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
#6...Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
#7...Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
#8...Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
#9...Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
#10..If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
#11..Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
#12..Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
#13..Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
#14..Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
#15..Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try?
#16..How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
#17..When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
#18...Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
#19..In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
#20..How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
#21..If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try it like your wife told you to do it?
#22..And obviously if at first you don't succeed, then don't take up sky diving!
And my FAVORITE......
#23...The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then its you.
Have a happy Hump Day!
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
Back to work for me!!
Have a happy Tuesday!!
|Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover|
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.
You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.
Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover.
Sunday, November 13, 2005
This time I have made a vow to myself to do the background check before I get involved. Call me a bitch, but it is really something we all should do. I know we are supposed to trust people and I do, but having some information on that person is kinda handy and very informative. Wish I would have done this in the past, but I am one who learns from my mistakes.
Hell, at my age its more like a job interview than a date. So I'm taking my time and enjoying every minute of it.
Hope you all had a super weekend!!!!
Thursday, November 10, 2005
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
Dominant Personality: Understanding
Good Traits: You gravitate towards people,
and are a shoulder to lean on. You give advice
at any given time.
Bad Traits: You aren't close with any one
person. You immerse yourself in other people's
problems and forget your own.
People see you as: Friendly, secretive, and
popular. People envy you, and may try and use
you as a tool
You're most like: Grace. You both have
positive relationships with people. Neither of
you have close friends, but unlike graceful
people, you try to help people out and aren't
You need more: Solitude. You hardly get the
chance to breathe when you take on the world's
problems. You can't take other's
responsibilities or put them before your own.
Be selfish once in a while and discover who you
What's your dominant trait? (10 unique results)
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The new version is good but I really do not think anyone can ever top Gene Wilder! He was awesome as Willy Wonka!
Have a super Wednesday!!
Monday, November 07, 2005
Sunday, November 06, 2005
Saturday brought a call from an ex boyfriend(from 4 years ago) it was great to chat. We must have talked for 2 hours. We talked about our breakup and neither of us could come up with why it happened. He asked if I had been to our favorite restaurant, which I have not. It was our place, Im silly that way I guess. We always went for drives to find the most out of the way places to eat. He was very close to both of my boys, as a matter of fact my oldest son and his friends still talk about him and tell me I made a huge mistake letting him go. So I guess today Im feeling kinda sentimental, and wishing that things could have been different with him. Who knows maybe this will be a new beginning for us. I know that I miss him and his quirky ways. Maybe nothing will come of it, but I know I will always love him and he will always be one of my true friends.
Sunday is almost over and tomorrow brings a new day.
Hope you all had a super weekend!
Saturday, November 05, 2005
So here we go!!!
I am human, I hurt, I love, and I trust!
Thursday, November 03, 2005
Wednesday, November 02, 2005
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you .
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!!!
Monday, October 31, 2005
Sunday, October 30, 2005
I attended the Steak & Lobster dinner last night and it was yummy!! Thanks to JB for being my date.(You are truly a super friend) It was great to see my old friends!
But as I looked around and visited, I realized that things in this small town will never change!
In some ways that is good and in others its not.
Well all the clocks are changed, my work is done for now. I'm going to curl up on the couch with a good book and chill for the rest of the afternoon!!
Hope ya all had a super weekend!
Friday, October 28, 2005
Finally Flip Off Friday!
Today I give one big Flip Off to my Personel Stalker.....(yes I know you come here every day)
You call me a BITCH like its a bad thing!
When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch.
When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch.
When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch.
Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart.
It means I live my life MY way.
It means I won't allow anyone to step on me.
When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch.
The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish.
It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be.
I am outspoken, opinionated and determined.
I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that!
So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me.
You won't succeed. And if that makes me a bitch, so be it.
I embrace the title and am proud to bear it.
Have a super weekend!!
Thursday, October 27, 2005
Wednesday, October 26, 2005
My trip to Seattle was brief but fun. I got to see the Space Needle from the rental car as we drove by on the freeway to our meeting. It would have been nice to actually stay and see some sights, but it was only a fly in, fly out kinda trip.
I'm going to put Seattle on my places I want to visit before I die.
My oldest son is making the move into his new house. So now comes the fun part! I get to decorate!!!
Have a super Hump day!!!!
Tuesday, October 25, 2005
Other wise know as BA. I would like to thank Shannon for allowing me to host today's meeting. Please help your self to the coffee and donuts!!
Last Thursday we talked about Pet Peeves.
We all have them.
typos, spam, work verification, long boring posts, visitors who leave rude comments and the list goes on and on.
Today's topic will be on........... The spell checker. I can not believe that the word Blog in not in there! What up with that?! What other words have you found that are not in there and should be?
I'm flying out to Seattle today so I won't be able to blog today....(I know its killing me too!)
I need a group HUG!!!!!!!
I am going to hand off Thursdays meeting to Lilly!
Todays music is Thank You by Led Zeplin and is dedicated to CT!!
Have a super Tuesday!!
Sunday, October 23, 2005
Saturday, October 22, 2005
Today we took our annual trip to the Corn Maze!! Its always lots of fun. It took us almost an hour to complete the maze. I was pretty sure this year we where going to be stuck in there forever. By the time we finally made it out I had made up my mind that I am going to quit smoking!!I will not forever be attached to my inhaler.(which I left in the car).It damn near killed me and I want to be able to enjoy activities like this for many years to come. The photo above is the actual Corn field. It is put on every year by the local 4-H club. After the corn maze we get our pumpkins that we will carve for Halloween. It took us longer to pick out the perfect pumpkins than to complete the maze.
We always carve one pumpkin for each of us. The third pumpkin is carved in honor of my dear friend CWG who pasted away in 1997.
Friday, October 21, 2005
Today I am going to give a really HUGE DOUBLE Flip off to...........the 3 T's rule!! (see post dated 10/18/2005) I have made a decision to base the length of time I must avoid the 3T's based on the length of a relationship. The actual 3 T's time limit was based on a very intense 2 year relationship that had just ended.So that comes out to 25%. Based on this I only have to avoid the 3T's for 1.5 months.
OMG......it has been over 1.5 months!!!!!!!!! WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!
Have a very very happy weekend!!!!!
Thursday, October 20, 2005
Tuesday, October 18, 2005
Monday, October 17, 2005
Tonight after I picked up my youngest son from Boy Scouts, he was rambling about Armageddon. I was kinda listening to him when I heard him say that we will know when Armageddon is going to happen because monkeys will fly out of our ears!!! WOW!! I think that's good to know. I just have to wonder if they will be miniature monkeys, cause I think it would hurt like hell to have big ones flying out your ears.
Sometimes he is so helpful, usually when is is avoiding doing his home work. He just made me a cup of tea to relax my muscles and help me sleep. He knows I can't sleep on a full moon. I must be part Werewolf. My grandpa is the same way, not a Werewolf, he can't sleep for 3 nights on a full moon!
Well I'm off to see if I can't get some sleep!! Night all!!
Hope ya all had a great Monday!!!!!
Friday, October 14, 2005
I do forward the others because I'm afraid I will have no friends, end up begging for money, never have sex again, be cursed for the rest of my life, all my dreams will not come true, and the list goes on and on and on and on..................
You ARE My Fucken Friend...
For all of you that get sick of receiving all the cute,sappy friendship stuff...Read on!
Dear Fucker,You are my fucking friend,
And I hope you know that's fucking true.>No matter what the fuck happens,
I will stand the fuck by you.
I will fucking be there for you,Whenever the fuck you need me.
To lend you a fuckin hand,
To do a fuckin good deed.
So just fuckin call on me,
Whenever the fuck you need anything.
Fuck... I will always be there,
Even to the bitter fuckin end.
Forward this promise to all your fuckin friends to show your
fuckin friendship and watch who sends it the fuck back to you...
Fuck it if they don't!
Have a super weekend!!!!!
Thursday, October 13, 2005
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair)
2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
(Evidently, the shoplifter special)
3. On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how...?)
4. On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost."
(But it's *just* a suggestion)
5. On a tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn upside down."
(Oops, too late!)
6. On bread pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
(As night follows the day....)
7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save even more time?)
8. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication"
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get
those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(One would hope)
10. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to what?)
11. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
(I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
12. On peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts."
13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: Fly Delta.)
14. On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company, I blame parents for this one.)
15. On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Was there a chance of this happening somewhere?... Good grief)
16. On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid: "Do not use on food."
("Hey Mom we're out of syrup! " - " It's OK, honey! Just grab the Palmolive! ")
17. On a tube of Crest Toothpaste: "If swallowed contact poison control."
(Oh please have you ever heard about someone dying from swallowing a little
18. On a bottle of ALL laundry detergent: "Remove clothing before distributing in
("Hey, no more swimming in the washing machine, kids!" - "Aww, you mean we have to
use the swimming pool? ")
Tuesday, October 11, 2005
So in honor of this date, I am taking back my blog. I have been very careful recently of the things I have posted about,I have even deleted and reworded posts, but this is my blog. I created it to express my thought and feelings. So from this day forward I plan to do just that!!
Have a super Tuesday everyone!!!
Monday, October 10, 2005
Finish each day and be done with it.
Saturday, October 08, 2005
Friday, October 07, 2005
Thank God its finally Friday!
I have to give one big Flip Off to who ever thought up the five day work week! I think we should have a 2 day work week, with 5 day weekends!!
One double Flip Off to place company I ordered my New camera from! Yesterday I got the accessories, but the actual camera will not get here until Monday!!! I really hate when that shit happens!
Have a super weekend everyone!!