Friday, September 30, 2005

Flip Off Friday!

Now you have to admit, that's really cute! Its not one of my cats, but I do think they flip me off on a daily basis. They are just way too sneaky for me to see them in action.

So on we go to Flip Off Friday!

Today I dedicate one really big double Flip Off to every Government Grant we have ending today! Why do we have to wait until the very last minute to spend the money that we have had for a year!!! It just does not make any sense to me! But I guess that's Government work!!!!!

I have another busy weekend planned. Every year my youngest son and I attend the Monster Truck Rally! Its our annual Redneck event! Then its off to watch the Dallas kick the Raider's butt on Sunday!! Thats for you Tina!

I hope you all have a wonderful weekend!!!

Thursday, September 29, 2005

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Monday, September 26, 2005


How To Shower Like a Woman:

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper
according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to
do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long
loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo
with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner
enhanced with real passion fruit. Wash your face with crushed
apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mould spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower and stand on bathmat.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel
on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up
any exposed areas.

How To Shower Like a Man:>> >
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed
and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her
making the 'woo-woo' sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.
Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse
them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and
surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse
butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower. Avoid bathmat.
Dry off forearms and butt only.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was
hanging out of tub the whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again. Shake it to watch
water fly off.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and
fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her
and make the 'woo-woo' sound again. Throw wet towel on bed.

Weekend Update

The weekend was awesome! I did not get my car back on Friday, thanks to hurricane Rita which held up shipment of a much needed part. But when I think about what people have lost due to all the current storms, I really was not angry. Whats a couple of extra days with out my car when other have lost so much more.

Saturday I spend the evening watching movies with my best friend. We had fun I don't think I have laughed so hard in along time. Sunday was spent at another friends home for BBQ and football. I have taken my weekends back and only do my bar work on week nights. I'm enjoying my new schedule. It gives me more time with my kids and Im currently doing home improvements. I was scraping wallpaper (3 layers) off my hallway walls when I recieved a call from an old friend, I have not talked to him in a long time. It was great to hear from him, he could always put a smile on my face.

So all in all the weekend was time for catching up with old friends!

Have a super monday!!!!!!

Friday, September 23, 2005

Flip Off Friday!! With a Twist!!

My contribution to Flip off Friday!!!! Its not directed at anyone, so please do not take offense. I just thought it was cute! I may have to update, if my car is not out of the body shop today!

The twist about today is that its a Holiday for NO work!!! Woo Hoo a 3 day weekend!!!! Thats right folks its California Indian Day!!!! So Im just going to chill today and rest up for the busy weekend.

Have a super weekend!!!

Thursday, September 22, 2005

My first HNT Post!!!!

I ask that you please click on the Half Nekkied Thursday link in my side bar to learn about HNT!

Wednesday, September 21, 2005


Today's post goes out to my Cube-mate, Tina. She has had a couple of rough weeks. Last week her son the Star Quarter Back for our local High school football team, was injured during practice and received a broken hand. The good news is that the injury will only keep him out of the game for three weeks!!!! WooHoo!!!

But, last night she called me with the news that her daughter while at a 4-H meeting was outside and several of the boys where rough housing with her, causing her to fall and break her arm!!!! Boy when it rains it pours!!!!

So just a message to boys and men, Do not wrestle with girls or ladies!!! You are much stronger than us and and your intention may not be to hurt us, but it can happen!!!

My thought are with ya Tina!!!

My thanks go out to a dear blogger friend who directed me
  • Here

  • My thoughts are with you to Sam!!!!

    Monday, September 19, 2005

    Home Coming & A Birthday

    Today my Grandfather is 91 years old!!!!!
    Happy Birthday Grandpa!!!! We had a celebration last night for him. It was great to have the family together.

    Today my oldest son is coming home to stay until the construction on his new home is done. Its only for a couple of weeks, but I am very excited to have both of my boys home again!!! I know we raise them to go off on there own, but it is so hard when they do. He has been living on his own since he graduated from High School, and I have missed him so. So tonight we are having a celebration here...a nice BBQ and family time!!!!!!

    Always remember.........They are all good days.....just some are better than others!!!!!!

    Sunday, September 18, 2005

    Meditation Retreat

    I received an email from an old friend the other day to attend a weekend retreat to study the teaching of Jon Kabat-Zinn, PHD. If you have never meditated and wish to he is the one to study. I have been using his practices since 1998 after being diagnosed with Fibromyalgia (there is a link to FibroHug in my side bar if want to know what this is) To sum it up it a silent diease that is very painful. Not only did it help me deal with my pain, it helped me find me and I was able to be truly happy with my life. OK back to the email. I at first did not want to attend, but as I took stock of my recent feelings of unhappiness, failed relationships,and my lack of motivation at work. I longed to be back the time when I was truly happy with me and the life I have worked so hard to have. So I decided to attend, and am so thankful I did. The weekend was just what I needed to come back to the place where I was content and happy. It reminded me how easy it is to fall back into the life you no longer wanted and worked so hard to put behind you. For those of you who have never meditated or attened a retreat they go like this. You take only food and comfy clothes. You leave all connections (cellphones, computers) to the outside world at home. You travel to a wonderful relaxing place where nature abounds. One whole day is spent in complete silence and no eye contact from those also attending. It is your time to reflect and meditate alone and as a group.You completely leave all your worries and stress and become one with your mind and body.The second day is reflecting on your feelings and more meditation. It is truly an amazing experience, and one that I have greatly missed, and I am thankful for the chance to return to who I truly am.
    Now as I gently fall back into the life I love, I know in my heart I am whole again.

    Friday, September 16, 2005

    Flip off Friday!!

    Sorry folks but Flip off Friday has been cancelled for this week.
    Unstead I shall have Fly Off much better!!!!! I'm out of here early today for a weekend adventure. Lord knows I need it.

    Have a super weekend!!!!!

    Thursday, September 15, 2005


    I spent some time in my back yard taking photos of my fish pond. These are two of my favorites. Just water drops, so simple, so pure. I suppose I have forgotten to enjoy lifes simple pleasures.

    Wednesday, September 14, 2005

    Don't ya just hate when this happens!!!

    It happens to all of us...
    So I was driving into work this morning, and this dick in a truck pulls out in front of me........

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    Tuesday, September 13, 2005


    I got to thinking today......Ya know what pisses me off someone who lies to you and then thinks you are so stupid that you don't know they are lying. When the truth is all I ever asked for in the first place. Just a thought to ponder!!!!!

    Sunday, September 11, 2005

    We can never forget!!!!!

    Today we must always remember what happened on this day go HERE and take a moment to reflect.
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    Friday, September 09, 2005

    Flip Off Friday!!!

    Because Middle Finger Monday is already taken by Disgruntled
    I do believe I took this from Mike.

    One big huge Flip Off the stupid truck driver that tried to run me off the road this morning!!!

    Two Flip Off's: To voicemail and the stupid options at the end....just send the Fucking message!!!!!!! For the love of GOD!!!!

    Another BIG HUGE flip off to the stupid bank statement that my cube mate just droped on my desk!!

    I will update this post as my day progresses

    Thursday, September 08, 2005

    Tuesday, September 06, 2005

    Monday, September 05, 2005

    Weekend Update!!

    Busy weekend..I rested like the Dr. said. It was all I really felt like doing, all snuggled in my PJ's, just chilling...Yes life is good. I was beginning to get board Saturday afternoon and was feeling & breathing much better, I soooooo need to quit smoking, But that's a whole different post. My sister called and invited me to a BBQ. I really did not want to go, but I really needed to get out of the house. My son was already there, so I headed over there. We had so much fun!!!! Friends I had not seen in months where there. We played bean bags in partners. We sucked but it was still fun. Good food, family and friends, it was a great night, long but fun.

    Today my son and I went shopping!!! I got my nails done and he got a hair cut. When we got back to town we stopped and visited with my oldest son. Shook some dice, chatted with friends. All in all a super day.

    It feels good to be me again!!!!!!!!!!

    Saturday, September 03, 2005

    They need our help!!

    American Red Cross

    In times like this we must put aside the petty things that are going on in our own lives to help those who have lost so much.

    If you can't donate, please say a prayer for all who have suffered in this tragedy.

    Thursday, September 01, 2005

    My World

    Artist: 3 Doors Down
    Album: Seventeen Days
    Title: My World

    Your stuck on a chain
    And your toeing a lie
    Seems like everytime that you catch up
    You only fall behind

    And your trapped inside this world you made yourself
    but that's not the world I live in
    this is not the life for me
    cause my world is bigger than your problems
    and it's bigger than me
    that's not the world I live in
    this is not the life for me
    cause my world is bigger than your problems
    and it's bigger than me

    There is always someone to blame
    for the things you do yourself
    you think that everything that's going wrong
    is because of someone else

    And your trapped inside this world you made yourself
    that's not the world I live in
    this is not the life for me
    cause my world is bigger than your problems
    and it's bigger than me
    it's not the world I live in
    this is not the life for me
    cause my world is bigger than your problems
    and it's bigger than me
    cause i'm lonely outside and i'll look on in

    And that's not the world I live in
    this is not the life for me
    cause my world is bigger than your problems
    and it's bigger than me
    it's not the world I live in
    this is not the life for me
    cause my world is bigger than your problems
    and it's bigger than me
    cause my world is bigger than your problems
    and it's bigger than me...

    Delete Delete Delete

    Was it that easy for you?!!!!!!

    How I feel today!!!