Thursday, April 28, 2005

Daily Thought

FUCK IT!!!!!!

I'm having a FUCK IT kind of day!!!!!

So deal with it!!!!!

Words To Live By!!!!!

As I Mature I've learned that you cannot make
someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just assholes.

I've learned that it takes years
to build up trust, and it only takes
suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by
on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big willy
or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't
compare yourself to others - they are
more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting
long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible
for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of
how hot and steamy a relationship is at
first, the passion fades, and there had better
be a lot of money to take its place!

I've learned that 99% of the time when
something isn't working in your house, one
of your kids did it

I've learned that the people you care most
about in life are taken from you too soon
and all the less important ones just never go away.

Pass this along to 5 me,
they'll appreciate it. Who knows, maybe
Something good will happen.
If not...tough shit.

Monday, April 25, 2005

Monday Monday!!!!

So far so good!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, April 20, 2005


I'm reposting this one because I think all you ladies deserve a second chance at this great guy!!!!!!!!

Look Ladies link will take you to the most awesome man in the world. You may ask how I know this or why if he is so great, I did not snatch him up???? Well for starters he is my best friend, I love this man for all that he is. We have seen great times together and some bad ones. He has always been there for me, and I for him. What I truly want for him is to be happy, to find that one woman who understands him, and is real. We live in a small town where its common practice for your partner to cheat every now and then...........Yep only in our small town........Its crazy but true. So check him out ladies he will not disappoint you. His pictures are real just ignore the one where he looks like Buzz Light Year........I give him crap all the time about that one. This man will treat you like a queen and make a great partner for that special lady.Feel free to post comments and I will fill ya in as best as I can.

Tuesday, April 19, 2005


Subject: Actual Help Desk Conversations

Thought you could appreciate these!

Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one...

Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note .."
Customer: No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet.. it's still on
my desk... Sorry...

Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill

Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I
try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it
in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it...

Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah..................Thank you.

Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.

Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer
Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: Okay.
Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes.
Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah..that one does work!

Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter
V as in Victor, and the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

A customer couldn't get on the Internet:
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

Helpdesk: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Helpdesk: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.

Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has put a screen saver on my
computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!

And the winner is...

Helpdesk: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the
circle around it?