Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Apples & Wine

Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men....
Men are like a fine wine.
They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Have a super Tuesday!

12 comments:

Seamus said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Put in our place are we???? HAHAHA!

Karen said...

*snortle*

Assorted Babble by Suzie said...

I have never heard it put this way about the apple tree, but it sure makes sense. Perhaps one day soon one of these good men will buy a ladder or move a mountain for us good women. (smiling)

Thanks Jill for your kind words...feeling better this a.m. somewhat. You are a very caring person. Wishing you a very Merry Christmas.

Take care my friend....hopefully all our dreams will come true soon. (smiling)

Bella said...

Well, you haven't done HNT and this week was different than normal. We are to choose three people that were don't necessarily know and think of a gift we would give them if we had the money to do so. I chose you! :)

blue1aqua1 said...

jill you are right but you didn't leave an email so that i can award you with a present :(

Bella said...

BTW - It is early but I won't be around tomorrow so I have to post my HNT on Wednesday.

BipolarPrincess said...

That was awesome!

Charlie Mc said...

hahaha that's funny!

TJ said...

LOL at the wine comment...

Hope you have a happy holiday!

se7en said...

VERY FUNNY! pffft! ;)

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Mike said...

Um...ouch?....lol

Have a great Christmas!!

TheSugarV said...

Hahahahah thats funyy....Merry Christmas and Happy New Year