Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down.........
by David Letterman
10. The cucumber has left the salad.
9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..
6. Elvis is leaving the building.
5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.
And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....
1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts too.
I love these for the simple fact that I happen to be a crotch & butt watcher!!!!!!!!!
Friday, February 18, 2005
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..How do I post other peoples blogs on my site???????
you mean list them on the sidebar? I guess there might be easy ways, but all I do is add simple HTML to the main template.
I was going to copy what I had for you, but this sustem will not allow me to send html tags.
you can go to my page and use the view/source tab at the top of explorer to see the raw html code.
or drop me email right ot jon@gawne.com and I can try and send better instructions
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