Thursday, November 17, 2005

HNT & TACOS


Now what does HNT and tacos have in common you ask? Well nothing really! I made tacos last night for dinner at my sons request. We have not had tacos since one of my former boyfriends cooked them. Which is really nice, but, and there is a but. He did not use any seasonings in his taco meat because it made them too much like Taco Bell tacos....hmmmmmm.....So we had hamburger meat wrapped in tortillas... I do not complain because he is cooking, but sometimes I really did not understand his reasoning. Like he did not like me to wear jeans because he felt women stole jeans from men....hmmmmmmmm......SO back to the tacos, I get home from work dinner is ready but I'm not hungry and would like to get some work done in the backyard before I eat. He never liked to eat right after he got home... So I think no problems right? Wrong!!! He feeds the kids and himself and yells out the backdoor to me:

Him:Sweetie, are you going to eat?

Me: Not right now Babe,I really need to get all of these weeds cut down before the city comes by and gives me a ticket for a fire hazard.(What I really want to add is, "That I have been asking you to help me with for weeks, and you could have done it on any of your 4 days off")

Him: Ok I will save it for you.

Me: Thanks Babe!

Later, I come in the house and clean up. He is giving the little one a bath. I head into the kitchen to eat, but can not find the taco stuff. So I head off to the bathroom to ask:

Me: Babe, where is the food?

Him: I threw it away.

Me: Why?

Him: Because there was not enough left.

Me: Them why did you offer it to me earlier?

Him: ummmmmmmmmm, Well there was only enough for one or two.

Me: that's all I ever eat.

I realize there is no point on continuing this conversation. It was just another one of his punishments he loved to dish out.

So now you now a little about why I am single again.

Thanks for letting me get that off my chest!

Happy HNT!!!!!

41 comments:

PackerPundit said...

that was stupid... jerkface

anyway... with your looks I cant beleive you'll be single for long... unless thats what you want :)

happy happy rangerette Jill

Lelly said...

What a mean amd pointless thing to do! I'm gobsmacked! Hope you have a great HNT...lovely hand, btw!

Wenchy said...

Yum!

*Monica said...

yummy! Happy HNT

Bud said...

THAT is a good single. No shit. What an asshole!

Michelle said...

Yep...agreed...he was an asshole!!

The taco looks yummy!! hehe Happy HNT!

Anonymous said...

TG that was an EX!
Happy HNT Jill! ;)

The Diva ♥ said...

oh i see he is way too controling and way too old fashion,u r better off!
i love taco's! thanks for helping me out on today decision for lunch.
that pic is awsome happy hnt :)

Nicole said...

Men suck. Sorry guys.

~art said...

1st Happy HNT! I love me some tacos and quasadies(I know I didn't spell that right lol)
2nd he is a F***tard

Beth said...

Could you pass me one, please? Thanks!

HHNT, Sugar!

Chuck said...

Yeah, I'll take a few too! LOL

HHNT!

Deb said...

Hmmmmm..... That's pretty interesting, enough for two servings- you're hungry, and he throws it out.... *scratches head*

Great HNT---lovely manicure! ;)

daisyduke said...

fear not!
you will find the perfect man--the one who cooks your taco(s) just right!!
;0)

HHNT

Naughty K said...

I'm hungry, when is lunch?
Happy HNT

Assorted Babble by Suzie said...

That would have done it for me...glad you are rid of him...what a jerk!

What weird ways....he had...YOU DESERVE to be treated like a QUEEN...and never forget it.

The Daily Rant said...

I love tacos! And I wouldn't share with him! Thanks for stopping by to see my HNT....I really like your foot one from last week. Very cool!

wopanese said...

Umm, yeah. He needs to be beaten. Taco meat without seasoning? Isn't that just ground beef? Wouldn't that make the taco a... hmm.. boring?

And the weeds thing. What a punk. A worthwhile man would have at least PAID to have someone do it if he had promised to do it and then couldn't get it done. At least, that's what I think.

Cute fingers, btw.

Karen said...

What a jerk (thinking of a more colorful word but I'll behave). It's great you got rid of him.

I've got a great taco recipe - an old family one if you want it. Nothing like TB and they're YUMMY and easy. Let me know if you want it.

Have a great day!

Just Brian said...

beautiful hand. Great HNT pic I lurve tacos.

Happy HNT

Bsoholic said...

Be sure to ask the new guys if the cook taco meat with spice! hehehe!

I wanna taco now.

Happy HNT! :)

Logophile said...

Bastard, you are way better off!
And your taco looks so tasty!
Happy HNT

Danielle said...

nice tacos... why do i suddenly crazy mexican food for lunch? hhnt!

Anonymous said...

Nice photo. It's lunch time and now hungry for tacos.

Sorry about my fellow man.

Hope you have a Happy HNT!

Muse said...

LOVE the polish! Happy HNT!

Anonymous said...

Nothing more liberating than eliminating a jerkoff from your life.

Congrats.

Mara said...

Now I'm starving!! Happy HNT

lecram sinun said...

Food... I need some now! Cheers and happy HNT!

Blondie... said...

Ok... This is one of the many reasons my ex is so commonly referred to as "CDA - Captain Dumbass" ugh... What a total ass for doing that.
Sorry for going off on a tangent...

Happy HNT Anyway ok?

*kisses*

Dick said...

Ya know... I'm thinking that tacos and HNT have a lot more in common than ya think! ;)

SJR said...

Tacos. Hot! :)

Hhnt!

S said...

That taco looks good..can I have one too? Happy HNT Jill!

MamaKBear said...

What an idiot!
Taco looks good though...Happy HNT!

Robin said...

Wow -- moran. He can shove that taco up his arse.
Happy HNT.

Lee Ann said...

very nice nails! Happy HNT!

Butterfly said...

Idiot man! Nice hand :)

HHNT!

Aisha T. said...

*blink* *blink* *blink* I was stuck on the jeans comment for a long time. What the?! Uh, yeah...definitely see why he was a 'former'. Anyway, love the tie in with the taco--CLEVER! Methinks said gentleman (using that term with a quite a bit of sarcasm--the man didn't weed or feed a most amazing lady!) would despise me and call me feminazi after I took my weeders and belted him one in the face. Never cross a starved woman.

BTExpress said...

He sounds like a real jerk. You need a guy like me, I use taco mix when I make tacos.

Assorted Babble by Suzie said...

WOW Jill HNT brings them out...(smiling) Wishing you a wonderful weekend. Hoping plans are in the works w/your new friend.

Jaxe said...

LOL, I see your pulling out the old 'taco' innuendo ;-) And I'm not EVEN going there.... yet ! happy hnt Jill

Scott & Julia said...

Hmm, tacos .. I'm hungry now. And the ex sounds like a real jerk .. good riddance to him!! Happy belated HNT!