Thursday, June 30, 2005

Something is wrong here!!!!

Prison vs Work

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this
should make things a little bit clearer:

IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in an 10X10
cell.

AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8
cubicle.

IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.

AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay
for it.


IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.


IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for
you.


AT WORK............you must often carry a security card and open
all the doors for yourself.


IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and playing
games.


IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.

AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with some people who
pee on the seat.


IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your
family.



IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no
work required.

AT WORK............you get to pay all your expenses to go to work,
and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.



IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting
to get out.

AT WORK ...........you spend most of your time wanting to get out
and go inside bars



IN PRISON .........you must deal with sadistic wardens.

AT WORK...........they are called managers.

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  • Wednesday, June 29, 2005

    Call from Camp!!!

    I received a call from my son from camp!!! It made me sooo happy. He is having a great time, working on 2 merit badges. I was just thinking about him. Im so glad he called. I was actually just gathering a few more items for his canoe trip to Canada. He leaves a week after he returns from camp. So he will be gone most of July. :( Im sad that he is away but happy that he is able to go on such great adventures. At 12 years old I would have never been able to travel as he does. Boy Scouts is a great program for boys. I highly recommend it!! To know he is happy makes me happy. I suppose some will say I have spoiled my children, but I don't think I have. I have tried to provide them with all the love and care they need. I can not imagine my life with out my kids. They sometimes make me want pull my hair out, but I would not trade them for anything in this world!!!!

    Got to get one!!!

    Does this qualify for "Casual Friday's"?
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    EEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!

    This is just really gross and really wrong!!!!!!!

  • YUCK!!!


  • I have been so busy latley with no time to blog....I think I'm having withdrawls!!!!!!

    Saturday, June 25, 2005

    Saturday Morning!!!!

    I have so much to do today...if I only had the enegry!!!! Im tired....the closet is clean. So Im happy for that. My son leaves for camp on Sunday, so we will get him packed today. I have bookwork to do, but it can wait. Im just going to sit here and enjoy my coffee and relax. I have managed to catch one of those great summer colds from sitting in that meeting for 3 days, where after lunch they felt the need to crank up the A/C, I about froze to death. I know they do it to keep you awake.....but get real......So give us a freaking cold instead....I would have rather fallen asleep.

    I was truley saddened by
  • This
  • news. No one thought to look in the freaking trunk!!!!!! These 3 boys are dead. They where right in the Fucking yard!!!!!!! If my child was missing I would search every Fucking nook and crany for them!!!!!!!! I just can't believe it, it really pisses me off!!!!!!!! The police say they searched the car....so what the fuck....they did not think to look in the trunk???!!!!!!And why the hell was is so important for the Uncle of one of the boys to find his jumper cables???!!!! It just makes no sence to me at all.

    So much for relaxing!!!!!

    Friday, June 24, 2005

    Blogger Hell!!!

    I had to redo my entire blog!!!!!!! But I do think Pink is my color!!!!!!!

    I hate my blog!!!!!!!!! (scroll down for more info)

    Why Why Why is this happening???!!!!!!!! I did not do anything, I've been a good girl, I have given up closet space, I work really hard. Is God punishing me for something???!!!!!! Please help????!!!!!!

    Test post

    This is a test post.....I repeat this is just a test......

    Thursday, June 23, 2005

    Look Down!!!!!!!

    Why the hell is it posting way down here!!!!!!!!!!

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    WooHoo Im done with my meetings. Im doing the happy dance right now, not really Im way too tired. Im just sitting here doing nothing but trying to come up with a good post and my mind is blank.........Im glad to be back to the office tomorrow. We hope to have some very important documents in our hands tomorrow, that we have been working on for almost 2 years!!!!!!! Im kinda nervous...kinda not.....its kinda exciting to finally see all the hard work pay off. God I hope its not too bad. Ok so maybe I am nervous!!!! But I keep hoping the documents will show up in my email......


    I have to get up my toes are cramping really bad!!!

    Wednesday, June 22, 2005

    Mettings..Got To Love Them!!!!!

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    Just wanted you to know I have entered the snapdragon part of my life.

    Part of me has snapped........... and the rest of me is draggin'.

    Tuesday, June 21, 2005

    Yippie!!!!

    I will be in a meeting for the next 3 glorious days!!!! Thank god they are only an hour away from my home!!!!!!!!

    A big SHOUT OUT to Tina who makes my work days fly by!!!!! Study your procurement book while Im gone there will be a test!!!!!!
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    I'm not sure why but this picture make me want beer!!!!!!

    Monday, June 20, 2005

    Need I say more!!!!


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    Meetings Got To Love Them!!!!

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    Just wanted you to know I have entered the snapdragon part of my life.

    Part of me has snapped........... and the rest of me is draggin'.

    This is not good!!!!!

    My son leaves for Boy Scout Camp on Sunday......Was no one looking out for this kid!!!!! I did not need this great news on a Monday!!!!!

  • Missing Scout
  • Sunday, June 19, 2005

    Saturday, June 18, 2005

    Hangover Part 2

    The hangover is progressing at a normal pace. I no longer feel like I am going to die. I not able to take a nap, because I had a burst of enegry, where the hell it came from I will never know. So I sit her because I can't sleep and I really do not feel like doing anything. Ice water is so good. As I look out my window I can see that my yard is full of dandelions, which my Iguana loves. So I guess I should go out and pick some. If I only had the enegry to do it. I can see him over there staring at me......Guilt will make me get up and get him some. Ok I did it. He is happliy muching on his little yellow flowers. I wonder if the neighbors think I nuts when I go out and pick dandelions? Screw em........

    Shit Damn Fuck...the remote won't work for the TV. Now I have to get up again!!!! Well shit that sucked the all the shit was unpluged. Oh well it was an easy fix. Too bad there is nothing good on.

    Thursday, June 16, 2005

    ShitBeGone

    ShitBegone toilet paper is a quality product that exemplifies your attitude and approach to life.
    Part journey of discovery, part assertion of responsibility, part embrace of life, ShitBegone expresses hope and belief that a better world is possible.
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    WOW I did not know toilet paper could really improve your life!!!!!!!

    They sell it right
  • Here
  • Whats up with this???!!!!!!!

    I have to say this really really sucks the big one!!!!!

    Shit!!!

    Whats next?!!!!!

    Wednesday, June 15, 2005

    Flamingo's

    I just love Flamingos. I have always thought they are beautiful birds. I think I will go home tonight and place a whole flock of the plastic ones in my front yard. Our neighborhood could use some color and it should really piss off my old crabby neighbors!!!!!
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    Pink...its not just a color its an attitude!!!!!!

    Tuesday, June 14, 2005

    Tuesday!!!!!

    Because it has to be better than Monday!!!!!!
    Today is going to be a great day because:
    1. No one is going to piss me off.
    2. I will be allowed to do my work with no distractions.
    3. I will not be asked to fix some ones computer.
    4. I will not be asked to fix the copy-fax machine.
    5. I will not be asked to do something for someone that they waited until the last minute to get done.

    that's my top 5 for today.

    A girl can dream!!!!!!!!!!

    Monday, June 13, 2005

    My Monday!!!!!!

    So how is your Monday going!!!!!
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    Mine really sucks!!!!

    Saturday, June 11, 2005

    All Grown up!!!!

    I managed to get the boys together last night at graduation for this one:

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    Frank showed up late......Guess he had an argument with his girlfriend(whose photo is below)
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    All I can say about this one is......Run.......Frank......Run......
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    Kids....Ya got to love 'em !!!!!!!!!!

    Friday, June 10, 2005

    The Moon


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    TGIF !!!!!!!!

    Thank God its finally Friday!!!!!!!!
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    I just love these guys so I had to post them again!!!!!!

    Thursday, June 09, 2005

    I finally took a stupid quiz!!!


    Which Rock Chick Are You?


    Who the hell is this chick???????

    Michael Jackson is Guilty!!!!!

  • Check this out!!!!
  • LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Whenever I need a pick me up at work I go here:

  • HA HA HA
  • School Project

    Today is the last full day of 6th grade for my son. Today they are having the Roman Olympics, this is the shield that we worked on last night. He did a great job. We did not get the sword done ( I'm not real handy with a saw).
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    Summer vacation is not really a vacation for working parents. By Monday he will be totally bored to death. Tis the time of year when parents all over get numerous calls at work. I'm bored.....I don't have anything to do......I'm hungry......

    Tuesday, June 07, 2005

    Today Sucks!!!!

    Hope you all enjoyed my happy post yesterday....Today is a very sad day.......Not only am I so freaking sick, I feel like I have been pulled through a knot hole backwards!!!!! Allie & Callie had to take a trip to the vet today. Little Allie was getting sick, I thought she might have a cold but she was really bad today....She has now gone to kitty heaven and Callie is being spayed today.

    I love pets and its very hard to have to loose one, even though she had only been in our lives for 4 weeks, she touched our hearts...........

    Monday, June 06, 2005

    Allie....

    I would like you all to meet Allie, she is the new addition to our family. My cat Callie had seven kitties while I was on a business trip. Allie is the only kitty that survived, her name is a combination of her mom(Callie) and dad (Aladar)names. I told the kids we could keep her, because she is so cute(and I was having some guilt over running over Crooked). Sooooo here she is...

    She went right for my laptop...
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    So I'm teaching her young how to blog!!!!!
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    Friday, June 03, 2005

    HA HA HA

    I would never say any of these!!! Would you or have you??????
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    Well that SUCKS!!!!

    Oh Well.....it works for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll just throw in a couple "Amens" !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Thursday, June 02, 2005

    Freedom of My Soul

    This is one of my favorites!!!!!
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    This one I can't hang on my wall........

    New Addition!!!

    I collect (amoung other things) pictures of angels. I found this one last night and I just have to have it!!!!! Its really hard to find male angels(excluding my love). It is an awesome print!!!!!!!  
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    Hey Hey Hey!!!!

    Its almost Friday!!!!!!


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    Wednesday, June 01, 2005

    Words To Live By!!!!!

    I love this list!!!!! Its a must read....

  • Sugar V
  • Song for today!!!!

    Smoke In Her Eyes:
    Ty England.

    Her heart could tell at a glance,
    She would be falling for him.
    She knows she's taking a chance,
    But still goes out on a limb.
    She knows he could be for real,
    Or he could be in disguise.
    Although she may have a heart on fire,
    She don't have smoke in her eyes.

    She learned a long time ago,
    That love has no guarantees.
    She knows how warm it can glow;
    She knows how hard it can freeze.
    She knows that on down the line
    They could be waving goodbyes.
    Although she may have a heart on fire,
    She don't have smoke in her eyes.

    Well she used to say that taking,
    Was what hearts were all about.
    Till the day that hers was breaking,
    And the love inside poured out.

    Somewhere there's peace on this Earth.
    Somewhere there's moon up above.
    Somebody's got to be first,
    To say they're falling in love.
    She won't be sorry she did,
    No matter what she replies.
    Although she may have a heart on fire,
    She don't have smoke in her eyes.

    Although she may have a heart on fire,
    She don't have smoke in her eyes.