Thursday, June 30, 2005

Something is wrong here!!!!

Prison vs Work

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this
should make things a little bit clearer:

IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in an 10X10
cell.

AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8
cubicle.

IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.

AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay
for it.


IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.


IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for
you.


AT WORK............you must often carry a security card and open
all the doors for yourself.


IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and playing
games.


IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.

AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with some people who
pee on the seat.


IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your
family.



IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no
work required.

AT WORK............you get to pay all your expenses to go to work,
and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.



IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting
to get out.

AT WORK ...........you spend most of your time wanting to get out
and go inside bars



IN PRISON .........you must deal with sadistic wardens.

AT WORK...........they are called managers.

5 comments:

blue1aqua1 said...

My mind is swiming! Awe!

eyerocker said...

in prison the pay u to work 1 dollar a day

at work they pay you to work 1 dollar a day

humm

Heather said...

That was fantastic...

I hope that your vacation is great, but if yours are anything like mine, you come back to more work than ever before and wonder...is it worth it to go on vacation?

fsgsf said...

Hmmmm. So which crime should I commit to land a free stay in prison? LOL

Peace!
NJ from Nj

Lee said...

Ha! That was great!- have to send it to my Sister- she works herself into the ground- so true too-thanks for sharing it- sometimes life is unfair...take care Lee