Thursday, August 11, 2005

Stress Reliever

We all need a little stress-reliever today! This only takes a minute.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot
more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

The following in excerpted from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in which
the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloppy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Using my name now I came up with Boobie Pottyshorts.
I did not like this so I thought I'd try all my names,last name of course because my first did not change but I have been married 3 times.
So from last to first I came up with the following:

1. Boobie Pottyshorts.
2. Boobie Pottydunkin
3. Boobie Pottybreath
Yuck Yuck Yuck!!!!
4. Boobie Dippindoodle!!! (maiden name) Im keeping this one!!!

What's yours?!!!!!

19 comments:

fsgsf said...

That is very funny!! Thanks,

Peace!
NJ from NJ

As always... Rachael said...

Maiden name Goober Battysquirt.

Current name - Goober Chickenpants

fuck that! just call me Rachael!

Bill said...

Boobie Pottybrain...I think I am more a Pottymouth???

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Charlie Mc said...

snickle battychunks hahahaha

Foristell Missouri said...

Farcus Snicklebutt, who knew?

Shivangi said...

Dorky Farklefanny!!! And we are in Neverland...

madman said...

SLOPPY CHICKENTUSH!!That is wrong on many levels!

Bud said...

Cheesey Chuckleface is nothing you'd want to see in lights either.

BipolarPrincess said...

Ms. Goober Farkleface (maiden name, Dippinnose)

Hehe, this is fun!

midwest_hick said...

hmmmmm....Funky Farkle Tush....lol

freakyvirgin said...

dorfus dippindoodle...does that mean we'd be related?

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Niccio Dartsmouth said...

Goober Bubblelips- my real name
Goober Dippendoodle- my online name

blue1aqua1 said...

mine is Boobie Dippinlips!

bornfool said...

Sleezy Dippinfanny at your service.

culayta said...

i'm
sleezy dippin tush.

too funny!