Sometimes It Takes All Ya got!!!!

You have this just love this photo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I needed to post something to lift my spirits and this photo did it.

I managed to survive Friday the 13th......But Friday the 14th was a day from HELL!!!!!!!!!!!

First off I had a blast from the past that was not fun at all.....Then to top it off I ran over my beloved old cat.....Crooked.......I did not kill him.....which I think is worse than the fact that he is still alive as we speak and on the way to the vet. Crooked is old, he is blind in one eye, he has no teeth, and as well as we can remember he has used up all of his nine lives..........and is working on the 10th.....with some help from me. I have kept him comfortable, by crushing up Vicodan in warm water and using a droper to force it down.....so he has been very happy despite the fact .........I RAN OVER HIM......

 

Just a thought!!!!!

In California you must wear a seatbelt in your vehicle, if you or you passengers do not you will get a ticket. Your children must be in a car seat, or booster seat depending on age and weight!!!!!!! So why the hell do they not have seat belts in buses. Many of us put our children on buses to got to school everyday. In San Diego we took a bus from our hotel to the convention center every day....And no seat belts!!!!!!!!We are so careful with our children, but we throw that all out each and every time we put them on a bus!!!!!!!!!!!! It can't be that hard to install seat belts!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sooooooo what are your thoughts?????????

Happy Mother Day!!!!

May you all have a very Happy Mothers Day!!!!!!!!!! I was just going to chill all day, but the laundry needs to be done. Its raining here, and I feel kinda yucky. Maybe I'll just have a nap!!!!!!!

WORKING AGAIN!!!!!

Ok so we are not really working in this picture!!!!!!!!!! The bartender took this photo......the blurry spot is his thumb. This was the greatest British Pub......we went every night....if your ever in San Diego check out The Princess Pub. The food was great and so where the margaritas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Working in San Diego!!!!!

Here we are working on our last day of the Expo!!!! Don't you just love the matching pink hats!!!!!!!

Traveling again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone I work with thinks it SO fun to travel!!!! It sucks!!!!! You get to go to fun places and then your stuck in a room with a bunch of people you don't know all day!!!!!!!!!! Then your too exhausted to do anything when you get out. So its back to your room for room services and what ever movie catches your eye!!!!! I hate it!!!!! I want to go home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Ride

I love this car. It kicks ass!!!!!!!

Daily Thought

FUCK IT!!!!!!

I'm having a FUCK IT kind of day!!!!!

So deal with it!!!!!

Words To Live By!!!!!

As I Mature I've learned that you cannot make
someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just assholes.

I've learned that it takes years
to build up trust, and it only takes
suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by
on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big willy
or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't
compare yourself to others - they are
more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting
long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible
for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of
how hot and steamy a relationship is at
first, the passion fades, and there had better
be a lot of money to take its place!

I've learned that 99% of the time when
something isn't working in your house, one
of your kids did it

I've learned that the people you care most
about in life are taken from you too soon
and all the less important ones just never go away.

Pass this along to 5 friends...trust me,
they'll appreciate it. Who knows, maybe
Something good will happen.
If not...tough shit.

Monday Monday!!!!

So far so good!!!!!!!!!!!

A GREAT CATCH

I'm reposting this one because I think all you ladies deserve a second chance at this great guy!!!!!!!!


Look Ladies
http://personals.yahoo.com/us/personals-1078979002-946466This link will take you to the most awesome man in the world. You may ask how I know this or why if he is so great, I did not snatch him up???? Well for starters he is my best friend, I love this man for all that he is. We have seen great times together and some bad ones. He has always been there for me, and I for him. What I truly want for him is to be happy, to find that one woman who understands him, and is real. We live in a small town where its common practice for your partner to cheat every now and then...........Yep only in our small town........Its crazy but true. So check him out ladies he will not disappoint you. His pictures are real just ignore the one where he looks like Buzz Light Year........I give him crap all the time about that one. This man will treat you like a queen and make a great partner for that special lady.Feel free to post comments and I will fill ya in as best as I can.

HA HA HA

Subject: Actual Help Desk Conversations

Thought you could appreciate these!

Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one...

Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note .."
Customer: No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet.. it's still on
my desk... Sorry...

Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill
Gates!


Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I
try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it
in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it...

Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah..................Thank you.


Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.

Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer
Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: Okay.
Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes.
Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another
keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah..that one does work!

Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter
V as in Victor, and the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

A customer couldn't get on the Internet:
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

Helpdesk: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Helpdesk: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.

Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has put a screen saver on my
computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!



And the winner is...

Helpdesk: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the
circle around it?

Crap Crap Crap

I have not posted for awhile, been too busy and my son had the flu and was so nice that he gave it to me. I'm still not feeling too well so I cancelled my trip with my son this weekend, but he will have fun. So I will stay home and attend a funeral with my mother for a close family friend who passed away on Monday. Trust me I'd rather be with my son exploring the USS Hornet than at a funeral but I feel like I have to go. I suppose its a good thing I can finally get the room finished upstairs and complete my sons move up there with out him in the way.

Have a super day !!!!

Beer & Bowling

I had to bowl yesterday because we had a Tourney......woo hoo......Normally I bowl on Tuesday's so I do not drink, because I have to work the next day, and we bowl from 7pm to 9:30pm so I get to bed late. Well yesterday being Sunday and only 1pm I thought what the hell and had a few...........My first game was great, then it just went to shit..........So I have determined that Bowling & Beer to not mix for my. On the other had my son who had 2 beer's to my 1 bowled better the more he drank. Maybe I'm just a light weight??????? I must be besacuse today I feel like crap..Hangovers suck big time. So I'm here at work not really doing much, because my brain decided to stay home.....Its amazing I can even type this post.

I hope ya all have a super Monday.....Because mine sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woo Hoo!!!

I just got this email message from a friend I work with:

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well perserved body, but rather to skid in sideway, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up,totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO WHAT A RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!"

I love it!!!!

The Sims Online

I play The Sims Online and I am totally addicted to it. Its bascialy an online chat room but your a person who has a house and works and you can visit other peoples homes. It fun and a great stress reliever for me. I have to mention that I have made very many special friends there. One that is very dear to my heart is Bookmark. He and I have shared some of our most deepest secrets and desires. So this post is for you Book.....Love ya and miss ya!!!!!!!

Can't wait to have a slow dance in the bathroom with ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bowling update!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK So last night was bowling night and I have to say I really burned up the lanes last night!!!!!!! I bowled a high series. I was on fire, I did have a tad bit to much beer, maybe thats what helped my game. I only have a small hangover today, so I'm pretty sure I will survive. I have decided that I have to many binder full of crap in my office so I'm cleaning out all the shit I don't need and I happened to find some damn reports we have been looking for............shit shit.......I would much rather be outside the weather has turned beautiful and spring has arrived!!!!!!!! Woo Hoo my favortie time of year.....Its not to hot or too cold..............the flowers are blooming, the birds are singing!!!!!!!!! Ok so I really don't give a rats ass about that right now Im just trying to sound cheerful......Is it working?????????? Hey I can't always be fucking Mary Poppins!!!!!!!!!!!!

So have a great day!!!!!!!!!
Not!!!!!!!

Email hell !!!!!!!!!!!

Email is a great tool.....Unless you have just broken up with your boyfriend.........I know it hurts to be dumped....But we are adults, we need to act like adults. I have had realtionships that have not worked out and we have managed to remain friends or atleast part on good terms. I suppose it can't always be that way. Just give me a break I feel guilty enough.

Well Shit!!!!

Ok I finally called my relationship quits....and I really do not have much to say....so I'm going shopping!!!!!!!!! Its a cure all for anything!!!!

My Interview with Jon

The Official rules of the Interview-Game
1. If you want to participate, leave a comment below saying "interview me."

2. I will respond by asking you five questions - each person's will be different.

3. You will update your journal/blog with the answers to the questions.

4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview others in the same post.

5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions

6. I will answer reasonable follow up questions if you leave a comment.


1. If California suddenly fell into the ocean, what other state would you like to live in?

I would have to say Arizona. I have really bad allergies and I hear that if you move there your allergies get better.

2. If we made your life into a TV Series, what would the show title be, and who would you cast in the major roles?

OMG....This could really happen!!!!!!!!!!! I would have to say Always the Bride, Never the Bridesmaid, I know its long but sooooo true. As for cast I think Nichols Cage as Husband #1, because #1 reminds me of him. Sean Connery as Husband #2 older and classy, Dwight Yukom as Hubby #3, because he can play a real bad ass character and looks great in tight jeans. As for casting me I would have to say ME!!!!!!!!!! Because then I'd get to kiss all the really great husbands I picked out!!!!!!!!!!

3. Provide there examlpes of why accountants are not boring.

I'm an accountant and I am anything but boring, and give great head!!!!. (This counts as 2 examples) ;)
Accountants authorize your paychecks. (that was a tough one Jon)

4.Give three names you absolutely would Never Ever have given to your son.

Richard (no one is ever going to call my son Dick)
Leroy.....too Okie sounding to me
William....Way to over over used in my family.

5. What was the first musical recording(45, LP, Cassette, 8-Track!) you have ever bought at a store, where is it now, and how do you feel about that music now?

Wow thats a step back in time for me....It was a 45, I don't remember what the record was, but I do remember the store. It was Carter's Music Store, downtown, I would ride my bike there all the time. They had a small booth with a sliding glass door and it had a record player in it. You had to ask Mr. or Mrs. Carter (they were scary old people) for the record you wanted to listen to, they would give it to you and then watch you like a hawk, as if you where going to steal it. I have now idea where my 45 collection is now, but I wish I did. I love all that old music I grew up on. It takes me back to a simple time.....no work..... no stress, just being a kid...........

Thanks Jon!!!!!! This was fun!!!!!