Happy HNT!!

Hope you all have a Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday!!
YES...this one is a permanent part of me!!!

New Tattoo?!!!

I just love this angel!

To bad I'm sticking to my 3 T's rule!
Which is in affect for 6 months after a breakup!
The 3 T's are:

1. Tequila
2. Tattoos
3. Temptation

I know it sucks to be me!!!!

Have a super Tuesday!!

Full Moon

Tonight after I picked up my youngest son from Boy Scouts, he was rambling about Armageddon. I was kinda listening to him when I heard him say that we will know when Armageddon is going to happen because monkeys will fly out of our ears!!! WOW!! I think that's good to know. I just have to wonder if they will be miniature monkeys, cause I think it would hurt like hell to have big ones flying out your ears.

Sometimes he is so helpful, usually when is is avoiding doing his home work. He just made me a cup of tea to relax my muscles and help me sleep. He knows I can't sleep on a full moon. I must be part Werewolf. My grandpa is the same way, not a Werewolf, he can't sleep for 3 nights on a full moon!

Well I'm off to see if I can't get some sleep!! Night all!!

Monday Monday!!!!

My morning started off on an unusual note, I woke up around my usual time 6am, headed for the coffee pot and grabbed my smokes, settled myself into my chair, when I heard an awful commotion coming from my back door. So off I go to investigate. Its rather dark out so I at first can not see where this noise is coming from, so I turn on the light...And lo and behold...Its my Grand Puppy, Rex(who is not so much a puppy anymore but a full grown huge lab)!! Well actually just his head stuck in the cat door, I instantly opened the door trying to free him from the cat door. (I should have grabbed my camera instead) It was just too funny!!! I managed to free him and boy was he happy!!! I do not know how long he had been there. Rex has been staying at my mothers house about 4 blocks away from my home, while my oldest son's house is completed. How he got away from her house is still a mystery. The rest of my day has been rather normal.

Hope ya all had a great Monday!!!!!

Flip Off Friday!!

Today I give one big HUGE Flip Off to all those wonderful email chain letters I receive daily!! The one below is worth actually forwarding to all your dear friends!!
I do forward the others because I'm afraid I will have no friends, end up begging for money, never have sex again, be cursed for the rest of my life, all my dreams will not come true, and the list goes on and on and on and on..................


You ARE My Fucken Friend...

For all of you that get sick of receiving all the cute,sappy friendship stuff...Read on!

Dear Fucker,You are my fucking friend,
And I hope you know that's fucking true.>No matter what the fuck happens,
I will stand the fuck by you.
I will fucking be there for you,Whenever the fuck you need me.
To lend you a fuckin hand,
To do a fuckin good deed.
So just fuckin call on me,
Whenever the fuck you need anything.
Fuck... I will always be there,
Even to the bitter fuckin end.
Forward this promise to all your fuckin friends to show your
fuckin friendship and watch who sends it the fuck back to you...

Fuck it if they don't!

Have a super weekend!!!!!

Happy HNT!!

You tried to break my Spirit

But you only broke my bones

Click here for more Information!!

Warning Labels

1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair)

2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
(Evidently, the shoplifter special)

3. On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how...?)

4. On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost."
(But it's *just* a suggestion)

5. On a tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn upside down."
(Oops, too late!)

6. On bread pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
(As night follows the day....)

7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save even more time?)

8. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication"
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get
those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(One would hope)

10. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to what?)

11. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
(I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

12. On peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts."
(NEWS FLASH)

13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: Fly Delta.)

14. On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company, I blame parents for this one.)

15. On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Was there a chance of this happening somewhere?... Good grief)

16. On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid: "Do not use on food."
("Hey Mom we're out of syrup! " - " It's OK, honey! Just grab the Palmolive! ")

17. On a tube of Crest Toothpaste: "If swallowed contact poison control."
(Oh please have you ever heard about someone dying from swallowing a little
toothpaste?)

18. On a bottle of ALL laundry detergent: "Remove clothing before distributing in
washing machine."
("Hey, no more swimming in the washing machine, kids!" - "Aww, you mean we have to
use the swimming pool? ")

12th Anniversary

I touched on Domestic Violence in my Oct 5th post . Today marks the 12th anniversary of the beginning of my journey out of that situation. It was a long hard fight, but I feel I am a better person today because of it.

So in honor of this date, I am taking back my blog. I have been very careful recently of the things I have posted about,I have even deleted and reworded posts, but this is my blog. I created it to express my thought and feelings. So from this day forward I plan to do just that!!

Have a super Tuesday everyone!!!

WORD FOR THE DAY

Finish each day and be done with it.

You have done what you could.

Some blunders and absurdities have crept in;

forget them as soon as you can.

Tomorrow is a new day.

You shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit

to be encumbered with your old nonsense.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Monday's got to love them!!!!

Ok, how many of you started out your morning like this?

WORD FOR THE DAY

So much has been given to me;

I have no time to ponder over that

which has been denied.

Helen Keller

Flip Off Friday!!

Thank God its finally Friday!

I have to give one big Flip Off to who ever thought up the five day work week! I think we should have a 2 day work week, with 5 day weekends!!

One double Flip Off to place company I ordered my New camera from! Yesterday I got the accessories, but the actual camera will not get here until Monday!!! I really hate when that shit happens!

Have a super weekend everyone!!

Happy HNT!!

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In honor of the Fourth Annual Boobie-Thon! Donate its for a great cause!!!

October Marks Domestic Violence Awareness Month

I did not write this message, I only borrowed it to share with you. Eleven years ago I was where Rachel was, but by the grace of God I survived. You may ask yourself, why we just don't leave? The answer to that is the abuse gets worse after we leave, and our abuser looses control, they do everything in their power to get us back. It becomes a living hell, worse than the one we where in, so we go back to stop the pain, and it does stop for awhile, then the cycle starts all over again. I remember as if it where yesterday the first time he put me in the hospital. I was asked many questions about what happened and of course I lied, but in my head I was screaming out, Please help me! But all I could think about was my baby sitting out in the waiting room with the man who put me in the hospital. Would he take him? Would he hurt him? So I kept silent. 6 months later I did leave for good,I endured 3 years of living hell, always looking over my shoulder, always watching. Today I live a happy and complete life with my two sons.

You can find more information by clicking on the title of this post. To reach the National Domestic Violence Hotline 1-800-799-SAFE (7233)

On April 26, 2000 Rachel died at the hands of her ex-husband.
I leave this for you as a memorial to someone I had just begun a friendship with.

Rachel's Story- To Hell and Back
by: Rachel
Mar 24 2000 04:51 AM
I have been graciously asked to share my story with all of you on this message board. Here it is:

Rachel's Story

I have read a lot of statistics and personal testimonies about Domestic Violence situations. Most of us know the patterns. Most of us are familiar with the statistics. Oftentimes statistics are just numbers unless you or someone you know have become one and have lived that hell personally. Many of us have, including myself. While we can, and should, do our part as individuals and as groups, to lobby for protection, for awareness, and for support, we also need to realize that, as difficult as it may seem, each of us has been given free will. While it may seem the most difficult thing to accept that we maintain some control of our destiny in most cases- especially after years of being told otherwise- it is ultimately the most empowering realization. I know it was for me. As a victim of the most extreme forms of physical and verbal domestic abuse for six years- having been beaten bloody and unconscious on a regular basis, having been raped and tortured almost daily- I came to a point where I knew that while I had the support of family and friends, it was ultimately me alone who would make the final decision to walk away from something that wasn't right and could no longer continue. That was probably the most difficult thing for me to do in my whole life. I always believed that marriage is something you do not take lightly. I took the words "till death do us part" literally up to that point. My children- whom I loved and cherished more than anything in the world- were the product of this marriage. Up until I made this difficult decision, I thought it was my duty to God, and to my family to continue things as they were. Until I realized that "till death do us part" took on a whole new meaning. If I had stayed, this man would have killed me. Each beating escalated to the point that I was convinced this man will end my life at some point had I stayed. Imagine how I felt the day I decided to walk away for my own safety and for the safety of my children. I didn't sneak out of the house. I waited for the father of my children to come home. I looked him in the face and told him I was leaving, and with escorts, I did so with my children and ran for three years in fear. Today, I have attained the financial stability to provide for my family after a long and hard road, that far exceeds the money my ex husband would not allow me to have in our marriage. Today, I am engaged in a wonderful, healthy relationship that made me realize that I wasn't the problem all along as my ex husband told me every time I was beaten for offenses only unacceptable to him. I cannot promise you financial success after you leave a marriage, nor will I tell you that leaving a marriage or relationship is the right thing to do in a particular case. But I will tell you that the cycle of violence can end with you and with those whom you allow to help you should you find yourself trapped in an abusive relationship. From the time I said "I do" I fell under the umbrella of statistics that show that a woman is battered every 15 seconds in this country. In the time it took you to read this, approximately 6 women were battered in one form or another by an intimate. What happens behind closed doors is not none of our business, because behind those closed doors could be your sister, your mother, your daughter, your friend..even you..This is how I envision a stop in the cycle. I envision a candle that lights the way for others. I have a candle and perhaps others do as well. And that is a start, but imagine what happens when the flames of two or more candles join. They shine brighter and with greater strength but don't suffer in their individuality. So, I have a flame and maybe you or someone you know does also. What do you want to do with them? They could mean the difference between life and death for those who cannot yet make their voices heard.



Just one month and two days after this was written
Rachel was beaten.
She lived long enough to tell authorities who did it.


Rachel Susan Miller

Beloved Wife, Mother, Sister
Counseled many abused victims
May 27, 1970---April 26, 2000

Music

The new Nickleback CD comes out today!! If I did not have to work I'd be at the store right now! I have to have it. I listen to a wide variety of music, classic rock, reggae, country, jazz. You name it! I listen to it. I feel it has a way of cleansing the soul.

So today I leave you with one of my favorite lyrics from Kid Rock! This was my morning commute music. You have got to hear the whole song it Rocks!!!!!

"Run Off to LA"

Its a classic line baby I just wanna be friends
But baby my friends don't have the keys to my Mercedes Benz,
no I think I know what you mean
You wanna talk and such
Tell me all your problems
But we don't fuck
Aint that right
I had plenty of friends before I met you
I don't need no more
So now I thinks its time you started headin out for that door,
and even tho I feel real bad tonight
Please pack your shit
And take the first train out of my life




I have decided I need a hobby. So I'm taking up photography! I just purchased this camera after much research. Maybe I can turn it into a business. I really need some more deductions. I had to pay taxes out the ass for last year!

Have a super day!!!

Monday!!!!

To tired to post any more than that!! Hopefully I will be recovered from my weekend by tomorrow!!

Sunday Confession

I love the Monster Truck Nationals!! We go every year. Its just something about men in big trucks. Lord!!! Those guys are Hot Hot Hot! Tom Meentz in Maximum Destruction is my all time favorite! I have a collection of autographed T's from all the years that we have gone. I even have a collection of small Monster Trucks!

So, if that's a sin, I ask the Lord to forgive me! I really do not think it is a sin, just a little unknown fact about me!

Flip Off Friday!

Now you have to admit, that's really cute! Its not one of my cats, but I do think they flip me off on a daily basis. They are just way too sneaky for me to see them in action.

So on we go to Flip Off Friday!

Today I dedicate one really big double Flip Off to every Government Grant we have ending today! Why do we have to wait until the very last minute to spend the money that we have had for a year!!! It just does not make any sense to me! But I guess that's Government work!!!!!

I have another busy weekend planned. Every year my youngest son and I attend the Monster Truck Rally! Its our annual Redneck event! Then its off to watch the Dallas kick the Raider's butt on Sunday!! Thats for you Tina!

I hope you all have a wonderful weekend!!!

Happy HNT!!

Picture post!!

Sad but True!!!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA

How To Shower Like a Woman:

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper
according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to
do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long
loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo
with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner
enhanced with real passion fruit. Wash your face with crushed
apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body
wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mould spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower and stand on bathmat.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel
on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up
any exposed areas.

How To Shower Like a Man:>> >
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed
and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her
making the 'woo-woo' sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.
Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse
them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and
surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse
butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower. Avoid bathmat.
Dry off forearms and butt only.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was
hanging out of tub the whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again. Shake it to watch
water fly off.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and
fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her
and make the 'woo-woo' sound again. Throw wet towel on bed.

Weekend Update

The weekend was awesome! I did not get my car back on Friday, thanks to hurricane Rita which held up shipment of a much needed part. But when I think about what people have lost due to all the current storms, I really was not angry. Whats a couple of extra days with out my car when other have lost so much more.

Saturday I spend the evening watching movies with my best friend. We had fun I don't think I have laughed so hard in along time. Sunday was spent at another friends home for BBQ and football. I have taken my weekends back and only do my bar work on week nights. I'm enjoying my new schedule. It gives me more time with my kids and Im currently doing home improvements. I was scraping wallpaper (3 layers) off my hallway walls when I recieved a call from an old friend, I have not talked to him in a long time. It was great to hear from him, he could always put a smile on my face.

So all in all the weekend was time for catching up with old friends!

Have a super monday!!!!!!

Flip Off Friday!! With a Twist!!

My contribution to Flip off Friday!!!! Its not directed at anyone, so please do not take offense. I just thought it was cute! I may have to update, if my car is not out of the body shop today!

The twist about today is that its a Holiday for us...so NO work!!! Woo Hoo a 3 day weekend!!!! Thats right folks its California Indian Day!!!! So Im just going to chill today and rest up for the busy weekend.

Have a super weekend!!!

My first HNT Post!!!!

I ask that you please click on the Half Nekkied Thursday link in my side bar to learn about HNT!

Broken!!!

Today's post goes out to my Cube-mate, Tina. She has had a couple of rough weeks. Last week her son the Star Quarter Back for our local High school football team, was injured during practice and received a broken hand. The good news is that the injury will only keep him out of the game for three weeks!!!! WooHoo!!!

But, last night she called me with the news that her daughter while at a 4-H meeting was outside and several of the boys where rough housing with her, causing her to fall and break her arm!!!! Boy when it rains it pours!!!!

So just a message to boys and men, Do not wrestle with girls or ladies!!! You are much stronger than us and and your intention may not be to hurt us, but it can happen!!!

My thought are with ya Tina!!!

My thanks go out to a dear blogger friend who directed me

Here

My thoughts are with you to Sam!!!!

Home Coming & A Birthday

Today my Grandfather is 91 years old!!!!!
Happy Birthday Grandpa!!!! We had a celebration last night for him. It was great to have the family together.

Today my oldest son is coming home to stay until the construction on his new home is done. Its only for a couple of weeks, but I am very excited to have both of my boys home again!!! I know we raise them to go off on there own, but it is so hard when they do. He has been living on his own since he graduated from High School, and I have missed him so. So tonight we are having a celebration here...a nice BBQ and family time!!!!!!

Always remember.........They are all good days.....just some are better than others!!!!!!

Meditation Retreat

I received an email from an old friend the other day to attend a weekend retreat to study the teaching of Jon Kabat-Zinn, PHD. If you have never meditated and wish to he is the one to study. I have been using his practices since 1998 after being diagnosed with Fibromyalgia (there is a link to FibroHug in my side bar if want to know what this is) To sum it up it a silent diease that is very painful. Not only did it help me deal with my pain, it helped me find me and I was able to be truly happy with my life. OK back to the email. I at first did not want to attend, but as I took stock of my recent feelings of unhappiness, failed relationships,and my lack of motivation at work. I longed to be back the time when I was truly happy with me and the life I have worked so hard to have. So I decided to attend, and am so thankful I did. The weekend was just what I needed to come back to the place where I was content and happy. It reminded me how easy it is to fall back into the life you no longer wanted and worked so hard to put behind you. For those of you who have never meditated or attened a retreat they go like this. You take only food and comfy clothes. You leave all connections (cellphones, computers) to the outside world at home. You travel to a wonderful relaxing place where nature abounds. One whole day is spent in complete silence and no eye contact from those also attending. It is your time to reflect and meditate alone and as a group.You completely leave all your worries and stress and become one with your mind and body.The second day is reflecting on your feelings and more meditation. It is truly an amazing experience, and one that I have greatly missed, and I am thankful for the chance to return to who I truly am.
Now as I gently fall back into the life I love, I know in my heart I am whole again.

Flip off Friday!!

Sorry folks but Flip off Friday has been cancelled for this week.
Unstead I shall have Fly Off Friday.........so much better!!!!! I'm out of here early today for a weekend adventure. Lord knows I need it.

Have a super weekend!!!!!

Drops

I spent some time in my back yard taking photos of my fish pond. These are two of my favorites. Just water drops, so simple, so pure. I suppose I have forgotten to enjoy lifes simple pleasures.

Don't ya just hate when this happens!!!

It happens to all of us...
So I was driving into work this morning, and this dick in a truck pulls out in front of me........

Tuesday!!!

I got to thinking today......Ya know what pisses me off someone who lies to you and then thinks you are so stupid that you don't know they are lying. When the truth is all I ever asked for in the first place. Just a thought to ponder!!!!!

We can never forget!!!!!

Today we must always remember what happened on this day go HERE and take a moment to reflect.

Flip Off Friday!!!

Because Middle Finger Monday is already taken by Disgruntled
I do believe I took this from Mike.

One big huge Flip Off the stupid truck driver that tried to run me off the road this morning!!!

Two Flip Off's: To voicemail and the stupid options at the end....just send the Fucking message!!!!!!! For the love of GOD!!!!

Another BIG HUGE flip off to the stupid bank statement that my cube mate just droped on my desk!!

I will update this post as my day progresses

Ladies night!!!!

Woo Hoo!!!!

nuff said!!!

Weekend Update!!

Busy weekend..I rested like the Dr. said. It was all I really felt like doing, all snuggled in my PJ's, just chilling...Yes life is good. I was beginning to get board Saturday afternoon and was feeling & breathing much better, I soooooo need to quit smoking, But that's a whole different post. My sister called and invited me to a BBQ. I really did not want to go, but I really needed to get out of the house. My son was already there, so I headed over there. We had so much fun!!!! Friends I had not seen in months where there. We played bean bags in partners. We sucked but it was still fun. Good food, family and friends, it was a great night, long but fun.

Today my son and I went shopping!!! I got my nails done and he got a hair cut. When we got back to town we stopped and visited with my oldest son. Shook some dice, chatted with friends. All in all a super day.

It feels good to be me again!!!!!!!!!!

They need our help!!

American Red Cross




In times like this we must put aside the petty things that are going on in our own lives to help those who have lost so much.

If you can't donate, please say a prayer for all who have suffered in this tragedy.

My World

Artist: 3 Doors Down
Album: Seventeen Days
Title: My World




Your stuck on a chain
And your toeing a lie
Seems like everytime that you catch up
You only fall behind

And your trapped inside this world you made yourself
but that's not the world I live in
this is not the life for me
cause my world is bigger than your problems
and it's bigger than me
that's not the world I live in
this is not the life for me
cause my world is bigger than your problems
and it's bigger than me

There is always someone to blame
for the things you do yourself
you think that everything that's going wrong
is because of someone else

And your trapped inside this world you made yourself
that's not the world I live in
this is not the life for me
cause my world is bigger than your problems
and it's bigger than me
it's not the world I live in
this is not the life for me
cause my world is bigger than your problems
and it's bigger than me
cause i'm lonely outside and i'll look on in

And that's not the world I live in
this is not the life for me
cause my world is bigger than your problems
and it's bigger than me
it's not the world I live in
this is not the life for me
cause my world is bigger than your problems
and it's bigger than me
cause my world is bigger than your problems
and it's bigger than me...

Delete Delete Delete

Was it that easy for you?!!!!!!

How I feel today!!!

Weekend Update

Friday evening I took my son to the 49er game. I really hate driving in all that traffic, but the tickets where free so off we went. Driving in that kind of traffic really makes me thankful for the small town I live in. My commute to work takes 30 minutes and is a strait shot on I5. I do not think I could live in a large city where the drive to work that should takes 30 minutes takes an hour or longer. Sitting in traffic is a terrible waste of time, but for the enjoyment of my son I would have to bear it. We left our comfy little town at 3pm and headed to San Francisco. Somewhere about Vallejo traffic came to a screeching halt, unfortunately the car behind me did not and BAM...I had been rear ended!!!!! So we exchanged info inspected the damage and off we went. After we got off the Bay Bridge I took the wrong off ramp so my son got the senic route by 3Com park. When we finally arrived at Monster Park we circled the stadium once because we missed all 4 of the parking entrances....Go figure!!!!! But at least we where there. My son was very excited to get in so off we went I was trying to write down what parking we where in but some where along the line I lost my pen so I used my Lip Linner!! The game was great!!! The Niners won..WOO HOO!!!! But I about froze my ass off!! We had great seats the Niners locker room was under our seating area so when they came on and off the field we got to see them close up and personal. We also had prime seating to see the cheerleaders. Im sure my 12 year old son was happy about this but everytime I mentioned it he just said " Oh Mom" Those girls stand out there half naked!!! I don't know how they do it I had jeans a sweater and a coat on and I was still freezing!!!! We decide to leave in the middle of the 4th quarter to bet the traffice rush...and would ya know it we can't find the car!!!!!! After wandering around for about 20 or 30 minutes....Amen...there is our car!!!!! The ride home was much better no fender benders, no wrong turns, just one hot and I mean very hot cup of coffee spilled in my lap!!!!!!!!! At least it woke me up so I could get us home. I did not do much yesterday but start my never ending laundry task and have a well deserved nap so today I must get some work done for the bar because it is the end of the month again!!!!!

Hope you all had a great weekend!!!!!!

Just for today

Now I'm pissed!!!!!!

I am getting really tired of all the anonymous comments so I turned that option off. Do people get paid to sit around and post that shit?!!! I'd really like to kick their ass!!!!!!

Late Night!!!

I'm tired but I can't sleep. I really did not want to talk. I just wanted time to gather my thoughts. Tomorrow I would have felt better. But Im think the lack of sleep will prove diffrent......So tomorrow just give me my caffine and no one will get hurt!!!!

Weekend

Shit the weekend is almost over. I miss the car show and Sal's Birthday. I really work too much. But with a fulltime job and a business on the side I really have no choice. I think I will even have to start filling in at the bar on weekends. Which truly sucks.....but ya got to do what ya got to do.

Hope your weekend was great!!

Happy Birthday .........Tina!!!

Happy birthday to you.......

Happy birthday to you.........

Happy birthday dear Tina........

Happy birthday to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feelings

No not the song!! Just your own personal feelings, we all have a need to express them. I have learned through my life that holding in your feelings causes you much grief. So I tend to tell someone if they have hurt me, maybe its just a miscommunication and can be easily cleared up which is often the case. Its just they way I am and I don't think its a bad way to be.

Hump Day

I have not posted in awhile...so this post is for Tina ( my cube-mate). She has been bitching at me for days that I need to post. So here it is Miss Tina!!!!!

What the hell to you think I have been doing over here all day..Im working my fingers to the bone!!! I could be surfing the web or watching the live feeds of BB6...but noooooooo, Im working!!!!!! I'd post more but I have tons of work to do!!!!!!

Have a super day!!!!

WOO HOO!!!

A huge thanks to Se7en at Blogs Gone Wild!!! for creating my new look. Check them out! Its a great site!!!!

Stress Reliever

We all need a little stress-reliever today! This only takes a minute.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot
more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

The following in excerpted from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in which
the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloppy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Using my name now I came up with Boobie Pottyshorts.
I did not like this so I thought I'd try all my names,last name of course because my first did not change but I have been married 3 times.
So from last to first I came up with the following:

1. Boobie Pottyshorts.
2. Boobie Pottydunkin
3. Boobie Pottybreath
Yuck Yuck Yuck!!!!
4. Boobie Dippindoodle!!! (maiden name) Im keeping this one!!!

What's yours?!!!!!

Is it Friday yet?!!!

I was so ready to quit my job today....That's right I was ready to walk out the door!!!!!!The auditors are back and that's going well...Its just the other childish shit Im so tired of. I did manage to calm down and worked late and will work my ass off again tomorrow. Tina is doing her best to cheer me up.

Ok Elmo helped a little bit!!!!

Hope your week is going better!!

Woo Hoo!!!!

I was checking out one of my favortie blogs madman and was shocked to find I was on this list too $$$$ I feel sooooo special :)

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Better Day!!

Yesterday was one of those days. Today seems much better**Keeping fingers crossed**.
My son came home from Canada last night. He was a sight for sore eyes. Those 15 days without him where tough on me. Im so glad he is home. He had a great time, but now he wants to buy a canoe so he and I can go on a canoe adventure. Im game, sounds like great fun. My only question is it an optional purchase for a motor on a canoe or does that come standard?!

Im getting over the sinus infection and got a great nights sleep. Thanks for all your well wishes!!!

Got to get back to work now, Im way behind and may never catch up!!!

Should have stayed in bed!!!!

But nooooooo. I get up get ready for work still feeling like my head is going to explode any minute, But work I must!!!! I head off to work and actually arrive early and dive right in, as Im reaching for a rather large file I some how manage to pull a muscle in my hip, leg area!!! Like I was not in enough pain already. So I limp in and get some coffee, the nectar of the Gods will make anything better. So back in my chair I sit. My cube mate Tina comes in and we are discussing things that need to be done. I reach over to help her find something and fall right out of my chair, spilling my full cup of coffee all over my desk! So we clean up the mess and salvage the paperwork. I get new coffee and decide to have a smoke break(yep Im a smoker, only to get outside and find my lighter has broken! So I limp back in and get a new one! After my smoke break I feel a little better, but I need more coffee mine has gotten cold so I limp back to the coffee pot and some how manage to spill what is left in my cup all over the front of me. So fuck it!!! I give up!!! I will keep you posted on the rest of my day, it can't get any worse!!! Can it?!

Long Time....No Post.......

I have not posted for awhile. I have been buried up to my fucking eyeballs in work. Thank God the auditors left early. The lack of sleep the endless hours have taken a toll on me big time. I knew I was getting sick yesterday, but it hit with a vengeance today. I left at 1:30 drove home and slept until 4:00. Woke up feeling like I'd been pulled through a knot hole backwards. I had a voice mail from my sister about the yard sale tomorrow, so I got my ass up and hauled a truck load of treasures down the stairs from the attic. Just a I got done my sister and her husband showed up so we loaded his truck and off to my mom's house we went. The shits unloaded priced and sitting on the tables. Got dinner, worked on the pond.....I will likely drop dead before too long.So here I sit in my back yard(wireless got to love it)praying that I will feel better soon. I have to get up early and help with the yard sale, then head to the bar and get more fucking work. Oh the joy!!!!!!

IF WOMEN CONTROLLED THE WORLD...

And my all time favorite!!!!!

The Bar

Yesterdays post had me contemplating a new job. I never imagines that when I grew up I would be an accountant and I never ever thought I would also own a bar. Maybe it was the dream of not having to work for someone else, I really think it was just to help my sister out with her dream. So I have my fulltime day job and a business that keeps me hopping on my days off its a lot of work owning your own business. For example last night I was called down to the bar to fix the sink in the women's bathroom, and to see why the AC was not working. Which in a normal situation is an easy task, but add to it every drunk person in the bar telling you the best way to do it adds a twist. I have made some great friends in some of our customer, but Im telling ya they sometimes could drive you to drink. I really do not drink that much myself, my family is full of alcoholics and I really do not think we need one more. I have seen some very interesting things in the bar. Its amazing what alcohol can do to people. If you ever get the chance to stand on the other side of the bar to it. It will amaze you!!! Maybe we should have guest bartender night and I could invite all my fellow bloggers to bartend!!!!

I have to get back to work. Have a great weekend!!!

TGIF

Its so freaking HOT here!!!!It was 105 yesterday. I can't even sleep. I have been working soooo hard and the lack of sleep is killing me. We hope to finish up today with the new accounting system, but I do not really see that happening, and the auditors are coming out on Monday and will be here all week. Oh the joy!!!!! I have been so busy with my day job I have not been able to get my work at the Bar done,so after a long day of looking at freaking numbers all day, I get to come home and head to the Bar, not to drink but to gather up more work so I can come home and stare at more freaking numbers!!!!!!! Sometimes I wish I had chosen a different profession, maybe one where I got to stare at cute furry animals. Actually I when I was little I wanted to be an archaeologist or a truck driver.....Kind bizarre I know but hey I was just a kid!!!

What did you want to be when you grew up and how does that differ from what you actually do now?

Spiders!!!

Whew!!!! This is a relief now I can sleep much better!!! How would you like to swallow this guy while your sleeping!!! Click on title to get the strait dope!!



I can think of better things to swallow while in bed!!!!! ;)

Last day of vacation!!!

Wow that week flew by. I managed to get all the closets cleaned, laundry done, shoping done, nails done, all the stuff for my sons trip to Canada is purchased now it just needs to be packed!!! Thats our project for today. My next vacation Im going somewhere...I do not care where......My next 2 weeks at work will be very busy ones. We are finishing up a 3 year audit and starting a new one, and setting up a new accounting program, so it will be long days and nights for me. Oh the joy!!!!!!

Vacation Continued!!

Today we head off shoping for the final items for my son's trip to Canada. We had a last minute scare and thought he might not be able to go. It seems that you need both biological parents to sign a permission form for a child to cross the US canada boarder. Well my son's father is no where to be found and has been absent from my sons life since he was 18 months old. (he is now 12). We have managed to find a loop hole that will allow my son to go. The whole thing really pisses me off. He have not seen him for over 11 years and I have raised him on my own and I have to have his permission!!!!! I say fuck that!!!!!

Anywhoooo!!! Have a super day!!!! I'm going shoping!!!!!!!!!

Vacation so far!!!

Well my vacation is cursing along!!! I have not really done too much. Today is a very happy day for me and the love of my life!!!
Check out his blog for the good news

Rusty

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So today we are chilling at the house, and we will deal with tomorrow when it comes!!!!!

Wish us luck!!!

Happy 4th !!!

Happy 4th of July to each and everone of you!!!!!!!!!!

Woo Hoo

I'm going on vacation!!!!!! One more day of work and Im off for 9 wonderful days!!! We are not going anywhere its just a stay home and rest vacation..........but with all the travel I have had to do this year I really do not feel like going anywhere.

Have a super weekend everyone!!!!!!

Something is wrong here!!!!

Prison vs Work

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this
should make things a little bit clearer:

IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in an 10X10
cell.

AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8
cubicle.

IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.

AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay
for it.


IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.


IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for
you.


AT WORK............you must often carry a security card and open
all the doors for yourself.


IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and playing
games.


IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.

AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with some people who
pee on the seat.


IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your
family.



IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no
work required.

AT WORK............you get to pay all your expenses to go to work,
and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.



IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting
to get out.

AT WORK ...........you spend most of your time wanting to get out
and go inside bars



IN PRISON .........you must deal with sadistic wardens.

AT WORK...........they are called managers.

Link for T-shirt!!

To order the T-shirt below, cause ya know ya all want one!!!!!

Get one here

Call from Camp!!!

I received a call from my son from camp!!! It made me sooo happy. He is having a great time, working on 2 merit badges. I was just thinking about him. Im so glad he called. I was actually just gathering a few more items for his canoe trip to Canada. He leaves a week after he returns from camp. So he will be gone most of July. :( Im sad that he is away but happy that he is able to go on such great adventures. At 12 years old I would have never been able to travel as he does. Boy Scouts is a great program for boys. I highly recommend it!! To know he is happy makes me happy. I suppose some will say I have spoiled my children, but I don't think I have. I have tried to provide them with all the love and care they need. I can not imagine my life with out my kids. They sometimes make me want pull my hair out, but I would not trade them for anything in this world!!!!

Got to get one!!!

Does this qualify for "Casual Friday's"?

EEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!

This is just really gross and really wrong!!!!!!!

YUCK!!!

I have been so busy latley with no time to blog....I think I'm having withdrawls!!!!!!

Saturday Morning!!!!

I have so much to do today...if I only had the enegry!!!! Im tired....the closet is clean. So Im happy for that. My son leaves for camp on Sunday, so we will get him packed today. I have bookwork to do, but it can wait. Im just going to sit here and enjoy my coffee and relax. I have managed to catch one of those great summer colds from sitting in that meeting for 3 days, where after lunch they felt the need to crank up the A/C, I about froze to death. I know they do it to keep you awake.....but get real......So give us a freaking cold instead....I would have rather fallen asleep.

I was truley saddened by

This

news. No one thought to look in the freaking trunk!!!!!! These 3 boys are dead. They where right in the Fucking yard!!!!!!! If my child was missing I would search every Fucking nook and crany for them!!!!!!!! I just can't believe it, it really pisses me off!!!!!!!! The police say they searched the car....so what the fuck....they did not think to look in the trunk???!!!!!!And why the hell was is so important for the Uncle of one of the boys to find his jumper cables???!!!! It just makes no sence to me at all.

So much for relaxing!!!!!

Blogger Hell!!!

I had to redo my entire blog!!!!!!! But I do think Pink is my color!!!!!!!