Just for today

Now I'm pissed!!!!!!

I am getting really tired of all the anonymous comments so I turned that option off. Do people get paid to sit around and post that shit?!!! I'd really like to kick their ass!!!!!!

Late Night!!!

I'm tired but I can't sleep. I really did not want to talk. I just wanted time to gather my thoughts. Tomorrow I would have felt better. But Im think the lack of sleep will prove diffrent......So tomorrow just give me my caffine and no one will get hurt!!!!

Weekend

Shit the weekend is almost over. I miss the car show and Sal's Birthday. I really work too much. But with a fulltime job and a business on the side I really have no choice. I think I will even have to start filling in at the bar on weekends. Which truly sucks.....but ya got to do what ya got to do.

Hope your weekend was great!!

Happy Birthday .........Tina!!!

Happy birthday to you.......

Happy birthday to you.........

Happy birthday dear Tina........

Happy birthday to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feelings

No not the song!! Just your own personal feelings, we all have a need to express them. I have learned through my life that holding in your feelings causes you much grief. So I tend to tell someone if they have hurt me, maybe its just a miscommunication and can be easily cleared up which is often the case. Its just they way I am and I don't think its a bad way to be.

Hump Day

I have not posted in awhile...so this post is for Tina ( my cube-mate). She has been bitching at me for days that I need to post. So here it is Miss Tina!!!!!

What the hell to you think I have been doing over here all day..Im working my fingers to the bone!!! I could be surfing the web or watching the live feeds of BB6...but noooooooo, Im working!!!!!! I'd post more but I have tons of work to do!!!!!!

Have a super day!!!!

WOO HOO!!!

A huge thanks to Se7en at Blogs Gone Wild!!! for creating my new look. Check them out! Its a great site!!!!

Stress Reliever

We all need a little stress-reliever today! This only takes a minute.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot
more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

The following in excerpted from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in which
the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloppy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Using my name now I came up with Boobie Pottyshorts.
I did not like this so I thought I'd try all my names,last name of course because my first did not change but I have been married 3 times.
So from last to first I came up with the following:

1. Boobie Pottyshorts.
2. Boobie Pottydunkin
3. Boobie Pottybreath
Yuck Yuck Yuck!!!!
4. Boobie Dippindoodle!!! (maiden name) Im keeping this one!!!

What's yours?!!!!!

Is it Friday yet?!!!

I was so ready to quit my job today....That's right I was ready to walk out the door!!!!!!The auditors are back and that's going well...Its just the other childish shit Im so tired of. I did manage to calm down and worked late and will work my ass off again tomorrow. Tina is doing her best to cheer me up.

Ok Elmo helped a little bit!!!!

Hope your week is going better!!

Woo Hoo!!!!

I was checking out one of my favortie blogs madman and was shocked to find I was on this list too $$$$ I feel sooooo special :)

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Better Day!!

Yesterday was one of those days. Today seems much better**Keeping fingers crossed**.
My son came home from Canada last night. He was a sight for sore eyes. Those 15 days without him where tough on me. Im so glad he is home. He had a great time, but now he wants to buy a canoe so he and I can go on a canoe adventure. Im game, sounds like great fun. My only question is it an optional purchase for a motor on a canoe or does that come standard?!

Im getting over the sinus infection and got a great nights sleep. Thanks for all your well wishes!!!

Got to get back to work now, Im way behind and may never catch up!!!

Should have stayed in bed!!!!

But nooooooo. I get up get ready for work still feeling like my head is going to explode any minute, But work I must!!!! I head off to work and actually arrive early and dive right in, as Im reaching for a rather large file I some how manage to pull a muscle in my hip, leg area!!! Like I was not in enough pain already. So I limp in and get some coffee, the nectar of the Gods will make anything better. So back in my chair I sit. My cube mate Tina comes in and we are discussing things that need to be done. I reach over to help her find something and fall right out of my chair, spilling my full cup of coffee all over my desk! So we clean up the mess and salvage the paperwork. I get new coffee and decide to have a smoke break(yep Im a smoker, only to get outside and find my lighter has broken! So I limp back in and get a new one! After my smoke break I feel a little better, but I need more coffee mine has gotten cold so I limp back to the coffee pot and some how manage to spill what is left in my cup all over the front of me. So fuck it!!! I give up!!! I will keep you posted on the rest of my day, it can't get any worse!!! Can it?!

Long Time....No Post.......

I have not posted for awhile. I have been buried up to my fucking eyeballs in work. Thank God the auditors left early. The lack of sleep the endless hours have taken a toll on me big time. I knew I was getting sick yesterday, but it hit with a vengeance today. I left at 1:30 drove home and slept until 4:00. Woke up feeling like I'd been pulled through a knot hole backwards. I had a voice mail from my sister about the yard sale tomorrow, so I got my ass up and hauled a truck load of treasures down the stairs from the attic. Just a I got done my sister and her husband showed up so we loaded his truck and off to my mom's house we went. The shits unloaded priced and sitting on the tables. Got dinner, worked on the pond.....I will likely drop dead before too long.So here I sit in my back yard(wireless got to love it)praying that I will feel better soon. I have to get up early and help with the yard sale, then head to the bar and get more fucking work. Oh the joy!!!!!!

IF WOMEN CONTROLLED THE WORLD...

And my all time favorite!!!!!

The Bar

Yesterdays post had me contemplating a new job. I never imagines that when I grew up I would be an accountant and I never ever thought I would also own a bar. Maybe it was the dream of not having to work for someone else, I really think it was just to help my sister out with her dream. So I have my fulltime day job and a business that keeps me hopping on my days off its a lot of work owning your own business. For example last night I was called down to the bar to fix the sink in the women's bathroom, and to see why the AC was not working. Which in a normal situation is an easy task, but add to it every drunk person in the bar telling you the best way to do it adds a twist. I have made some great friends in some of our customer, but Im telling ya they sometimes could drive you to drink. I really do not drink that much myself, my family is full of alcoholics and I really do not think we need one more. I have seen some very interesting things in the bar. Its amazing what alcohol can do to people. If you ever get the chance to stand on the other side of the bar to it. It will amaze you!!! Maybe we should have guest bartender night and I could invite all my fellow bloggers to bartend!!!!

I have to get back to work. Have a great weekend!!!

TGIF

Its so freaking HOT here!!!!It was 105 yesterday. I can't even sleep. I have been working soooo hard and the lack of sleep is killing me. We hope to finish up today with the new accounting system, but I do not really see that happening, and the auditors are coming out on Monday and will be here all week. Oh the joy!!!!! I have been so busy with my day job I have not been able to get my work at the Bar done,so after a long day of looking at freaking numbers all day, I get to come home and head to the Bar, not to drink but to gather up more work so I can come home and stare at more freaking numbers!!!!!!! Sometimes I wish I had chosen a different profession, maybe one where I got to stare at cute furry animals. Actually I when I was little I wanted to be an archaeologist or a truck driver.....Kind bizarre I know but hey I was just a kid!!!

What did you want to be when you grew up and how does that differ from what you actually do now?

Spiders!!!

Whew!!!! This is a relief now I can sleep much better!!! How would you like to swallow this guy while your sleeping!!! Click on title to get the strait dope!!



I can think of better things to swallow while in bed!!!!! ;)

Last day of vacation!!!

Wow that week flew by. I managed to get all the closets cleaned, laundry done, shoping done, nails done, all the stuff for my sons trip to Canada is purchased now it just needs to be packed!!! Thats our project for today. My next vacation Im going somewhere...I do not care where......My next 2 weeks at work will be very busy ones. We are finishing up a 3 year audit and starting a new one, and setting up a new accounting program, so it will be long days and nights for me. Oh the joy!!!!!!

Vacation Continued!!

Today we head off shoping for the final items for my son's trip to Canada. We had a last minute scare and thought he might not be able to go. It seems that you need both biological parents to sign a permission form for a child to cross the US canada boarder. Well my son's father is no where to be found and has been absent from my sons life since he was 18 months old. (he is now 12). We have managed to find a loop hole that will allow my son to go. The whole thing really pisses me off. He have not seen him for over 11 years and I have raised him on my own and I have to have his permission!!!!! I say fuck that!!!!!

Anywhoooo!!! Have a super day!!!! I'm going shoping!!!!!!!!!

Vacation so far!!!

Well my vacation is cursing along!!! I have not really done too much. Today is a very happy day for me and the love of my life!!!
Check out his blog for the good news

Rusty

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So today we are chilling at the house, and we will deal with tomorrow when it comes!!!!!

Wish us luck!!!

Happy 4th !!!

Happy 4th of July to each and everone of you!!!!!!!!!!

Woo Hoo

I'm going on vacation!!!!!! One more day of work and Im off for 9 wonderful days!!! We are not going anywhere its just a stay home and rest vacation..........but with all the travel I have had to do this year I really do not feel like going anywhere.

Have a super weekend everyone!!!!!!

Something is wrong here!!!!

Prison vs Work

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this
should make things a little bit clearer:

IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in an 10X10
cell.

AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8
cubicle.

IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.

AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay
for it.


IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.


IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for
you.


AT WORK............you must often carry a security card and open
all the doors for yourself.


IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and playing
games.


IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.

AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with some people who
pee on the seat.


IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your
family.



IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no
work required.

AT WORK............you get to pay all your expenses to go to work,
and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.



IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting
to get out.

AT WORK ...........you spend most of your time wanting to get out
and go inside bars



IN PRISON .........you must deal with sadistic wardens.

AT WORK...........they are called managers.

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Call from Camp!!!

I received a call from my son from camp!!! It made me sooo happy. He is having a great time, working on 2 merit badges. I was just thinking about him. Im so glad he called. I was actually just gathering a few more items for his canoe trip to Canada. He leaves a week after he returns from camp. So he will be gone most of July. :( Im sad that he is away but happy that he is able to go on such great adventures. At 12 years old I would have never been able to travel as he does. Boy Scouts is a great program for boys. I highly recommend it!! To know he is happy makes me happy. I suppose some will say I have spoiled my children, but I don't think I have. I have tried to provide them with all the love and care they need. I can not imagine my life with out my kids. They sometimes make me want pull my hair out, but I would not trade them for anything in this world!!!!

Got to get one!!!

Does this qualify for "Casual Friday's"?

EEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!

This is just really gross and really wrong!!!!!!!

YUCK!!!

I have been so busy latley with no time to blog....I think I'm having withdrawls!!!!!!

Saturday Morning!!!!

I have so much to do today...if I only had the enegry!!!! Im tired....the closet is clean. So Im happy for that. My son leaves for camp on Sunday, so we will get him packed today. I have bookwork to do, but it can wait. Im just going to sit here and enjoy my coffee and relax. I have managed to catch one of those great summer colds from sitting in that meeting for 3 days, where after lunch they felt the need to crank up the A/C, I about froze to death. I know they do it to keep you awake.....but get real......So give us a freaking cold instead....I would have rather fallen asleep.

I was truley saddened by

This

news. No one thought to look in the freaking trunk!!!!!! These 3 boys are dead. They where right in the Fucking yard!!!!!!! If my child was missing I would search every Fucking nook and crany for them!!!!!!!! I just can't believe it, it really pisses me off!!!!!!!! The police say they searched the car....so what the fuck....they did not think to look in the trunk???!!!!!!And why the hell was is so important for the Uncle of one of the boys to find his jumper cables???!!!! It just makes no sence to me at all.

So much for relaxing!!!!!

Blogger Hell!!!

I had to redo my entire blog!!!!!!! But I do think Pink is my color!!!!!!!

I hate my blog!!!!!!!!! (scroll down for more info)

Why Why Why is this happening???!!!!!!!! I did not do anything, I've been a good girl, I have given up closet space, I work really hard. Is God punishing me for something???!!!!!! Please help????!!!!!!

Test post

This is a test post.....I repeat this is just a test......

Look Down!!!!!!!

Why the hell is it posting way down here!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WooHoo Im done with my meetings. Im doing the happy dance right now, not really Im way too tired. Im just sitting here doing nothing but trying to come up with a good post and my mind is blank.........Im glad to be back to the office tomorrow. We hope to have some very important documents in our hands tomorrow, that we have been working on for almost 2 years!!!!!!! Im kinda nervous...kinda not.....its kinda exciting to finally see all the hard work pay off. God I hope its not too bad. Ok so maybe I am nervous!!!! But I keep hoping the documents will show up in my email......


I have to get up my toes are cramping really bad!!!

Mettings..Got To Love Them!!!!!

Just wanted you to know I have entered the snapdragon part of my life.

Part of me has snapped........... and the rest of me is draggin'.

Yippie!!!!

I will be in a meeting for the next 3 glorious days!!!! Thank god they are only an hour away from my home!!!!!!!!

A big SHOUT OUT to Tina who makes my work days fly by!!!!! Study your procurement book while Im gone there will be a test!!!!!!

I'm not sure why but this picture make me want beer!!!!!!

Need I say more!!!!

Meetings Got To Love Them!!!!

Just wanted you to know I have entered the snapdragon part of my life.

Part of me has snapped........... and the rest of me is draggin'.

This is not good!!!!!

My son leaves for Boy Scout Camp on Sunday......Was no one looking out for this kid!!!!! I did not need this great news on a Monday!!!!!

Missing Scout

Happy Father's day!!!!!

Hangover Part 2

The hangover is progressing at a normal pace. I no longer feel like I am going to die. I not able to take a nap, because I had a burst of enegry, where the hell it came from I will never know. So I sit her because I can't sleep and I really do not feel like doing anything. Ice water is so good. As I look out my window I can see that my yard is full of dandelions, which my Iguana loves. So I guess I should go out and pick some. If I only had the enegry to do it. I can see him over there staring at me......Guilt will make me get up and get him some. Ok I did it. He is happliy muching on his little yellow flowers. I wonder if the neighbors think I nuts when I go out and pick dandelions? Screw em........

Shit Damn Fuck...the remote won't work for the TV. Now I have to get up again!!!! Well shit that sucked the all the shit was unpluged. Oh well it was an easy fix. Too bad there is nothing good on.

ShitBeGone

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Part journey of discovery, part assertion of responsibility, part embrace of life, ShitBegone expresses hope and belief that a better world is possible.

WOW I did not know toilet paper could really improve your life!!!!!!!

They sell it right

Here

Whats up with this???!!!!!!!

I have to say this really really sucks the big one!!!!!

Shit!!!

Whats next?!!!!!

Flamingo's

I just love Flamingos. I have always thought they are beautiful birds. I think I will go home tonight and place a whole flock of the plastic ones in my front yard. Our neighborhood could use some color and it should really piss off my old crabby neighbors!!!!!

Pink...its not just a color its an attitude!!!!!!

Tuesday!!!!!

Because it has to be better than Monday!!!!!!
Today is going to be a great day because:
1. No one is going to piss me off.
2. I will be allowed to do my work with no distractions.
3. I will not be asked to fix some ones computer.
4. I will not be asked to fix the copy-fax machine.
5. I will not be asked to do something for someone that they waited until the last minute to get done.

that's my top 5 for today.

A girl can dream!!!!!!!!!!

My Monday!!!!!!

So how is your Monday going!!!!!

Mine really sucks!!!!

All Grown up!!!!

I managed to get the boys together last night at graduation for this one:



Frank showed up late......Guess he had an argument with his girlfriend(whose photo is below)


All I can say about this one is......Run.......Frank......Run......


Kids....Ya got to love 'em !!!!!!!!!!

The Moon

TGIF !!!!!!!!

Thank God its finally Friday!!!!!!!!

I just love these guys so I had to post them again!!!!!!

I finally took a stupid quiz!!!

Which Rock Chick Are You?

Who the hell is this chick???????

Michael Jackson is Guilty!!!!!

Check this out!!!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whenever I need a pick me up at work I go here:

HA HA HA

School Project

Today is the last full day of 6th grade for my son. Today they are having the Roman Olympics, this is the shield that we worked on last night. He did a great job. We did not get the sword done ( I'm not real handy with a saw).

Summer vacation is not really a vacation for working parents. By Monday he will be totally bored to death. Tis the time of year when parents all over get numerous calls at work. I'm bored.....I don't have anything to do......I'm hungry......

Today Sucks!!!!

Hope you all enjoyed my happy post yesterday....Today is a very sad day.......Not only am I so freaking sick, I feel like I have been pulled through a knot hole backwards!!!!! Allie & Callie had to take a trip to the vet today. Little Allie was getting sick, I thought she might have a cold but she was really bad today....She has now gone to kitty heaven and Callie is being spayed today.

I love pets and its very hard to have to loose one, even though she had only been in our lives for 4 weeks, she touched our hearts...........

Allie....

I would like you all to meet Allie, she is the new addition to our family. My cat Callie had seven kitties while I was on a business trip. Allie is the only kitty that survived, her name is a combination of her mom(Callie) and dad (Aladar)names. I told the kids we could keep her, because she is so cute(and I was having some guilt over running over Crooked). Sooooo here she is...

She went right for my laptop...

So I'm teaching her young how to blog!!!!!

HA HA HA

I would never say any of these!!! Would you or have you??????
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Well that SUCKS!!!!

Oh Well.....it works for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll just throw in a couple "Amens" !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Freedom of My Soul

This is one of my favorites!!!!!


This one I can't hang on my wall........

New Addition!!!

I collect (amoung other things) pictures of angels. I found this one last night and I just have to have it!!!!! Its really hard to find male angels(excluding my love). It is an awesome print!!!!!!!  

Hey Hey Hey!!!!

Its almost Friday!!!!!!

Words To Live By!!!!!

I love this list!!!!! Its a must read....

Sugar V

Song for today!!!!

Smoke In Her Eyes:
Ty England.

Her heart could tell at a glance,
She would be falling for him.
She knows she's taking a chance,
But still goes out on a limb.
She knows he could be for real,
Or he could be in disguise.
Although she may have a heart on fire,
She don't have smoke in her eyes.

She learned a long time ago,
That love has no guarantees.
She knows how warm it can glow;
She knows how hard it can freeze.
She knows that on down the line
They could be waving goodbyes.
Although she may have a heart on fire,
She don't have smoke in her eyes.

Well she used to say that taking,
Was what hearts were all about.
Till the day that hers was breaking,
And the love inside poured out.

Somewhere there's peace on this Earth.
Somewhere there's moon up above.
Somebody's got to be first,
To say they're falling in love.
She won't be sorry she did,
No matter what she replies.
Although she may have a heart on fire,
She don't have smoke in her eyes.

Although she may have a heart on fire,
She don't have smoke in her eyes.

Yuck!!

There is nothing worse than a Monday that starts on a Tuesday. I'm ready for it to be Friday and I have only been at work for 3 hours.

Doing nothing!!!!

I'm taking today off!!!! I have a ton of stuff to do, but I have spent most of my weekend working and running around, so I really do not have the enegry to do much more than sit here and not do shit!!!! I work this morning.....and the rest of the day is mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just in case you forgot!!!!!

 N O WORK ON MONDAY!!!

This sucks!!!!!!!

OMG Mom was Right!!!!!!!

3 Day Weekend

Relax and remember to blow bubbles with your kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sometimes in our busy lives we forget the little things!!!!!!!! Tell someone you love them. Do something kind for a stranger. Send a card for no reason. Remember what caused you to fall in love & bring back the romance to your relationship.

To use

freaky virgin's

word for the day.......To the Bunghole who decided to try to reek havoc in my personal life......HA HA HA It did not work!!!!!! You need to grow up and get a life!!!!!!!!!! My life is happy and nothing you can do or say is going to change that!!!! So take that you Bunghole!!!!!!!!!!

Yippie!!!!

Look how cute my son is!!!!! This again was several years ago. I just look so fricking happy to be on that ride!!!!!!

Post for today!!!!

There is no place like Home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bad Hair Day??????

Dude................what were you thinking???????????

ANXIETY/PANIC ATTACKS

For those of you who have never experienced an anxiety attack......You are very lucky....Because they really fucking suck!!!!!!!!! I have had them for as long as I can remember, but they have gotten less severe over time and I usually can tell when one is coming and am able to control it on my own. Today was different it hit me out of the blue, just an overwhelming feeling like I could not handle any more. I woke up feeling kinda sad...It should have clued me in that something was going to happen, but I just thought it was a restless night sleep in yet another hotel, so I got ready for my meeting and headed downstairs. It hit me in the meeting, I was unable to concentrate on what was being said and my thoughts would not settle on any one thing. I kept thinking what the fuck am I doing here? I just wanted to go to my room and hibernate. So I waited until lunch break thinking that some quite time in my room might help. We got 1 1/2 hours for lunch, but after an hour I knew it was not going to stop by its self. So he I sit waiting for my anxiety meds to work. As I reflect back over the last couple of days events I now can see that this was coming on. I work fulltime and own a business on the side with my sister. Which leaves me little time for me and my kids. Let alone any personal time to pursue my own life. I So here I sit(with a bottle of Chardonnay), knowing I should be in my meeting, but unable to leave my room. Is all the work and money and personnel possessions worth all this?????? I'd give it all up to have a simple normal life. I suppose I work so much so I do not have to deal with my feelings. Who knows??? Maybe you do,because right now I don't!!!!! Right now IM going to read my favorite blog's, surf the net and then have a nice nap!!!!!!! God knows the meds and wine will speed that up.

??????????

Hotels suck!!!!! Ok, when you call to make reservations they always ask "Would you like a Smoking or Non- Smoking room? Smoking please, I say!!!! Then when you check in they give you a Non-smoking room, you ask for a smoking room and they tell you "So sorry we do not have one available!!!!!!! Then why the FUCK did I reserve one in the first place!!!!!!!!!!Why even ask???????? I going to keep a ashtray in my suitcase, because Im going to smoke in my room regardless of if its a Non-smoking room!!!!!

I do have a wireless connection,thank the good Lord. My morning is not complete without coffee, a smoke and my computer.

Packing!!!

I hate packing!!!!!!! Im sooooo tired of traveling. I worked my ass off this weekend and I can't seem to see that I did anything. That totally sucks. I should just leave my shit in my suitcase......I guess I should be thankful I do not have to get on an airplane....WOO HOO!!!!!! I get to drive!!!!!!!!!!!!! I better have a wireless connection there or Im going to be really pissed!!!!!!!! WOW Im in a super crappy mood!!!!!! Well I better get and stuff my clothes in my suitcase....They better have an iron that works. It pisses me off!!! All the irons at the hotels leak water!!!!! What's up with that shit???????????

Weekend work!!!!

Shit I worked alllll weekend. I did not get to relax on the beach (like some bums I know) My Oldest son came over Friday night with his girlfriend Ashley.....She's a doll.....Lord we got ripped in my backyard!!!!!! But hey it was fun!!!!! I also won $58 for all my bowling efforts!!! WOO HOO!!!!! I still have a ton of work to do today, because you guess it......IM off on yet another exciting business trip on Monday. Crooked is walking much better and is even taking a trip outside every now and then. Calie my other cat finally brought her 1 surviving kitten in the house.(that's a story for another day) My youngest son is off on a canoe trip, getting prepared for his trip to Canada this July. So I have had some quite time to get my work done.

Well its back to work for me!!!!!!!
Have a great Sunday!!!!

False advertising!!!!!

While shoping on Ebay I came across this ad. Read the description and notice the Non-smoking non-pet home comment......check it out here..........

Here

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Do you see what I see??????????

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This post is for to the Asshole in the Very UGLY Red Ford Bronco who who tried to drive up my ass this morning on the freeway. WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where you trying to kill me or just in a hurry to get to some Fucking destination that was not worth risking the lives of innocent people!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope the very nice Hiway patrol man pulled your ass over and shot you for being such a dumb FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crooked's Homecoming!!!!

Crooked is home from his two night stay at the Vet's office!!!!!!!!!!! We are soooooo glad he is home!!!!!! He is resting comfortably and seems happy to be home. I'm sure he would do a happy dance, but he still is really sore, which is to be expected when you are run over by a car!!!!!! He walks slightly crooked.....wait thats his name.....OMG I ran over my cat who was already Crooked and now he really is crooked!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel soooooo bad.....but at least he is home. Anywhoooooo...Im off to watch a movie with my son........

Really Bored!!!!!!

I'm so bored today....I dont want to work.....I found this really cute

Kitty

...You have to check him out!!!!!!

Self Portrait

This photo  was taken at yet another business trip!!!!!!! After hours of course!!!!!!!! My thanks to Jimmy Buffet for opening Margaritaville and allowing me to buy all the most delicious margarita's....... and causing me to take this really bad photo in which you can see directly up my nostrils........and who is that handsome stud-muffin??????........That happens to be my oldest son............who so kindly escorted me to the elevator @ 8pm, pushed my floor # and said "Go directly to your room, do not pass go, do not collect $200..........I hate when that happens...................

Hang in there BABY!!!!!!!

My Boys!!!!!!!

This photo was taken several years ago on a trip to Six Flags............The one in the white shirt is not really my son, but he was always at my house........So close enough in my book...........

Crooked Update!!!!

Looks like Crook is going to make it. The Vet says he is doing better after some B-12, antibiotics and cortisone shots. He is eating great after Leroy (the Vet)told his assistant that Crook has no teeth and can't eat the hard stuff......I thought I might get to bring him home today, but he has to stay one more night. I'm soooooo happy.....I thought I killed the poor creature. Crooked has been with my family for about 10 years. We are not ready to let him go just yet!!!!!!!!!!

Anywhooooooo....its back to work for me........Thank God its almost time to go home!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CROOKED

I just found this photo!!!!!! Its kinda blurry!!!!!!!! Just pretend your bawling your eyes out (like me) and it will look great!!!!!!!!!!!

Waiting!!!!!!

I had an appointment to take Crooked (my cat...That I just happened to run over)@9:30am. First off I can find my cat carrier, so I find an old file box, put a towel in it to make it all comfy for him.....Then I can't find the cat!!!!!!!! OMG I panicked. He has been in my room since the accident!!!!!!! I must have looked under my bed a thousand times.......I do have a cat door, but I could not imagine Crooked going outside on his own. He can hardely stand. So I call the Vet and let them know, they said to bring him in if I found him. So I get in my car to run some errands......And there he is......Getting a drink from the fountain in my front flower bed.........I jump out of my car (like he is going to run off!!!!!!!) Grab the box, then patiently wait for him to finish drinking. The minute he is done I stuff him in the box, throw him in the car and we are off.......The vet was not in so I helped put him in a cage..........Petted him and said....Well it was not goodbye.......So here I sit by the phone waiting..........

Sometimes It Takes All Ya got!!!!

You have this just love this photo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I needed to post something to lift my spirits and this photo did it.

I managed to survive Friday the 13th......But Friday the 14th was a day from HELL!!!!!!!!!!!

First off I had a blast from the past that was not fun at all.....Then to top it off I ran over my beloved old cat.....Crooked.......I did not kill him.....which I think is worse than the fact that he is still alive as we speak and on the way to the vet. Crooked is old, he is blind in one eye, he has no teeth, and as well as we can remember he has used up all of his nine lives..........and is working on the 10th.....with some help from me. I have kept him comfortable, by crushing up Vicodan in warm water and using a droper to force it down.....so he has been very happy despite the fact .........I RAN OVER HIM......

 

Just a thought!!!!!

In California you must wear a seatbelt in your vehicle, if you or you passengers do not you will get a ticket. Your children must be in a car seat, or booster seat depending on age and weight!!!!!!! So why the hell do they not have seat belts in buses. Many of us put our children on buses to got to school everyday. In San Diego we took a bus from our hotel to the convention center every day....And no seat belts!!!!!!!!We are so careful with our children, but we throw that all out each and every time we put them on a bus!!!!!!!!!!!! It can't be that hard to install seat belts!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sooooooo what are your thoughts?????????

Happy Mother Day!!!!

May you all have a very Happy Mothers Day!!!!!!!!!! I was just going to chill all day, but the laundry needs to be done. Its raining here, and I feel kinda yucky. Maybe I'll just have a nap!!!!!!!

WORKING AGAIN!!!!!

Ok so we are not really working in this picture!!!!!!!!!! The bartender took this photo......the blurry spot is his thumb. This was the greatest British Pub......we went every night....if your ever in San Diego check out The Princess Pub. The food was great and so where the margaritas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Working in San Diego!!!!!

Here we are working on our last day of the Expo!!!! Don't you just love the matching pink hats!!!!!!!

Traveling again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone I work with thinks it SO fun to travel!!!! It sucks!!!!! You get to go to fun places and then your stuck in a room with a bunch of people you don't know all day!!!!!!!!!! Then your too exhausted to do anything when you get out. So its back to your room for room services and what ever movie catches your eye!!!!! I hate it!!!!! I want to go home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Ride

I love this car. It kicks ass!!!!!!!

Daily Thought

FUCK IT!!!!!!

I'm having a FUCK IT kind of day!!!!!

So deal with it!!!!!

Words To Live By!!!!!

As I Mature I've learned that you cannot make
someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just assholes.

I've learned that it takes years
to build up trust, and it only takes
suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by
on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big willy
or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't
compare yourself to others - they are
more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting
long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible
for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of
how hot and steamy a relationship is at
first, the passion fades, and there had better
be a lot of money to take its place!

I've learned that 99% of the time when
something isn't working in your house, one
of your kids did it

I've learned that the people you care most
about in life are taken from you too soon
and all the less important ones just never go away.

Pass this along to 5 friends...trust me,
they'll appreciate it. Who knows, maybe
Something good will happen.
If not...tough shit.

Monday Monday!!!!

So far so good!!!!!!!!!!!

A GREAT CATCH

I'm reposting this one because I think all you ladies deserve a second chance at this great guy!!!!!!!!


Look Ladies
http://personals.yahoo.com/us/personals-1078979002-946466This link will take you to the most awesome man in the world. You may ask how I know this or why if he is so great, I did not snatch him up???? Well for starters he is my best friend, I love this man for all that he is. We have seen great times together and some bad ones. He has always been there for me, and I for him. What I truly want for him is to be happy, to find that one woman who understands him, and is real. We live in a small town where its common practice for your partner to cheat every now and then...........Yep only in our small town........Its crazy but true. So check him out ladies he will not disappoint you. His pictures are real just ignore the one where he looks like Buzz Light Year........I give him crap all the time about that one. This man will treat you like a queen and make a great partner for that special lady.Feel free to post comments and I will fill ya in as best as I can.

HA HA HA

Subject: Actual Help Desk Conversations

Thought you could appreciate these!

Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one...

Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note .."
Customer: No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet.. it's still on
my desk... Sorry...

Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill
Gates!


Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I
try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it
in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it...

Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah..................Thank you.


Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.

Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer
Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: Okay.
Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes.
Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another
keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah..that one does work!

Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter
V as in Victor, and the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

A customer couldn't get on the Internet:
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

Helpdesk: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Helpdesk: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.

Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has put a screen saver on my
computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!



And the winner is...

Helpdesk: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the
circle around it?