I hate my blog!!!!!!!!! (scroll down for more info)

Why Why Why is this happening???!!!!!!!! I did not do anything, I've been a good girl, I have given up closet space, I work really hard. Is God punishing me for something???!!!!!! Please help????!!!!!!

Test post

This is a test post.....I repeat this is just a test......

Look Down!!!!!!!

Why the hell is it posting way down here!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WooHoo Im done with my meetings. Im doing the happy dance right now, not really Im way too tired. Im just sitting here doing nothing but trying to come up with a good post and my mind is blank.........Im glad to be back to the office tomorrow. We hope to have some very important documents in our hands tomorrow, that we have been working on for almost 2 years!!!!!!! Im kinda nervous...kinda not.....its kinda exciting to finally see all the hard work pay off. God I hope its not too bad. Ok so maybe I am nervous!!!! But I keep hoping the documents will show up in my email......


I have to get up my toes are cramping really bad!!!

Mettings..Got To Love Them!!!!!

Just wanted you to know I have entered the snapdragon part of my life.

Part of me has snapped........... and the rest of me is draggin'.

Yippie!!!!

I will be in a meeting for the next 3 glorious days!!!! Thank god they are only an hour away from my home!!!!!!!!

A big SHOUT OUT to Tina who makes my work days fly by!!!!! Study your procurement book while Im gone there will be a test!!!!!!

I'm not sure why but this picture make me want beer!!!!!!

Need I say more!!!!

Meetings Got To Love Them!!!!

Just wanted you to know I have entered the snapdragon part of my life.

Part of me has snapped........... and the rest of me is draggin'.

This is not good!!!!!

My son leaves for Boy Scout Camp on Sunday......Was no one looking out for this kid!!!!! I did not need this great news on a Monday!!!!!

Missing Scout

Happy Father's day!!!!!

Hangover Part 2

The hangover is progressing at a normal pace. I no longer feel like I am going to die. I not able to take a nap, because I had a burst of enegry, where the hell it came from I will never know. So I sit her because I can't sleep and I really do not feel like doing anything. Ice water is so good. As I look out my window I can see that my yard is full of dandelions, which my Iguana loves. So I guess I should go out and pick some. If I only had the enegry to do it. I can see him over there staring at me......Guilt will make me get up and get him some. Ok I did it. He is happliy muching on his little yellow flowers. I wonder if the neighbors think I nuts when I go out and pick dandelions? Screw em........

Shit Damn Fuck...the remote won't work for the TV. Now I have to get up again!!!! Well shit that sucked the all the shit was unpluged. Oh well it was an easy fix. Too bad there is nothing good on.

ShitBeGone

ShitBegone toilet paper is a quality product that exemplifies your attitude and approach to life.
Part journey of discovery, part assertion of responsibility, part embrace of life, ShitBegone expresses hope and belief that a better world is possible.

WOW I did not know toilet paper could really improve your life!!!!!!!

They sell it right

Here

Whats up with this???!!!!!!!

I have to say this really really sucks the big one!!!!!

Shit!!!

Whats next?!!!!!

Flamingo's

I just love Flamingos. I have always thought they are beautiful birds. I think I will go home tonight and place a whole flock of the plastic ones in my front yard. Our neighborhood could use some color and it should really piss off my old crabby neighbors!!!!!

Pink...its not just a color its an attitude!!!!!!

Tuesday!!!!!

Because it has to be better than Monday!!!!!!
Today is going to be a great day because:
1. No one is going to piss me off.
2. I will be allowed to do my work with no distractions.
3. I will not be asked to fix some ones computer.
4. I will not be asked to fix the copy-fax machine.
5. I will not be asked to do something for someone that they waited until the last minute to get done.

that's my top 5 for today.

A girl can dream!!!!!!!!!!

My Monday!!!!!!

So how is your Monday going!!!!!

Mine really sucks!!!!

All Grown up!!!!

I managed to get the boys together last night at graduation for this one:



Frank showed up late......Guess he had an argument with his girlfriend(whose photo is below)


All I can say about this one is......Run.......Frank......Run......


Kids....Ya got to love 'em !!!!!!!!!!

The Moon

TGIF !!!!!!!!

Thank God its finally Friday!!!!!!!!

I just love these guys so I had to post them again!!!!!!

I finally took a stupid quiz!!!

Which Rock Chick Are You?

Who the hell is this chick???????

Michael Jackson is Guilty!!!!!

Check this out!!!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whenever I need a pick me up at work I go here:

HA HA HA

School Project

Today is the last full day of 6th grade for my son. Today they are having the Roman Olympics, this is the shield that we worked on last night. He did a great job. We did not get the sword done ( I'm not real handy with a saw).

Summer vacation is not really a vacation for working parents. By Monday he will be totally bored to death. Tis the time of year when parents all over get numerous calls at work. I'm bored.....I don't have anything to do......I'm hungry......

Today Sucks!!!!

Hope you all enjoyed my happy post yesterday....Today is a very sad day.......Not only am I so freaking sick, I feel like I have been pulled through a knot hole backwards!!!!! Allie & Callie had to take a trip to the vet today. Little Allie was getting sick, I thought she might have a cold but she was really bad today....She has now gone to kitty heaven and Callie is being spayed today.

I love pets and its very hard to have to loose one, even though she had only been in our lives for 4 weeks, she touched our hearts...........

Allie....

I would like you all to meet Allie, she is the new addition to our family. My cat Callie had seven kitties while I was on a business trip. Allie is the only kitty that survived, her name is a combination of her mom(Callie) and dad (Aladar)names. I told the kids we could keep her, because she is so cute(and I was having some guilt over running over Crooked). Sooooo here she is...

She went right for my laptop...

So I'm teaching her young how to blog!!!!!

HA HA HA

I would never say any of these!!! Would you or have you??????
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Well that SUCKS!!!!

Oh Well.....it works for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll just throw in a couple "Amens" !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Freedom of My Soul

This is one of my favorites!!!!!


This one I can't hang on my wall........

New Addition!!!

I collect (amoung other things) pictures of angels. I found this one last night and I just have to have it!!!!! Its really hard to find male angels(excluding my love). It is an awesome print!!!!!!!  

Hey Hey Hey!!!!

Its almost Friday!!!!!!

Words To Live By!!!!!

I love this list!!!!! Its a must read....

Sugar V

Song for today!!!!

Smoke In Her Eyes:
Ty England.

Her heart could tell at a glance,
She would be falling for him.
She knows she's taking a chance,
But still goes out on a limb.
She knows he could be for real,
Or he could be in disguise.
Although she may have a heart on fire,
She don't have smoke in her eyes.

She learned a long time ago,
That love has no guarantees.
She knows how warm it can glow;
She knows how hard it can freeze.
She knows that on down the line
They could be waving goodbyes.
Although she may have a heart on fire,
She don't have smoke in her eyes.

Well she used to say that taking,
Was what hearts were all about.
Till the day that hers was breaking,
And the love inside poured out.

Somewhere there's peace on this Earth.
Somewhere there's moon up above.
Somebody's got to be first,
To say they're falling in love.
She won't be sorry she did,
No matter what she replies.
Although she may have a heart on fire,
She don't have smoke in her eyes.

Although she may have a heart on fire,
She don't have smoke in her eyes.

Yuck!!

There is nothing worse than a Monday that starts on a Tuesday. I'm ready for it to be Friday and I have only been at work for 3 hours.

Doing nothing!!!!

I'm taking today off!!!! I have a ton of stuff to do, but I have spent most of my weekend working and running around, so I really do not have the enegry to do much more than sit here and not do shit!!!! I work this morning.....and the rest of the day is mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just in case you forgot!!!!!

 N O WORK ON MONDAY!!!

This sucks!!!!!!!

OMG Mom was Right!!!!!!!

3 Day Weekend

Relax and remember to blow bubbles with your kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sometimes in our busy lives we forget the little things!!!!!!!! Tell someone you love them. Do something kind for a stranger. Send a card for no reason. Remember what caused you to fall in love & bring back the romance to your relationship.

To use

freaky virgin's

word for the day.......To the Bunghole who decided to try to reek havoc in my personal life......HA HA HA It did not work!!!!!! You need to grow up and get a life!!!!!!!!!! My life is happy and nothing you can do or say is going to change that!!!! So take that you Bunghole!!!!!!!!!!

Yippie!!!!

Look how cute my son is!!!!! This again was several years ago. I just look so fricking happy to be on that ride!!!!!!

Post for today!!!!

There is no place like Home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bad Hair Day??????

Dude................what were you thinking???????????

ANXIETY/PANIC ATTACKS

For those of you who have never experienced an anxiety attack......You are very lucky....Because they really fucking suck!!!!!!!!! I have had them for as long as I can remember, but they have gotten less severe over time and I usually can tell when one is coming and am able to control it on my own. Today was different it hit me out of the blue, just an overwhelming feeling like I could not handle any more. I woke up feeling kinda sad...It should have clued me in that something was going to happen, but I just thought it was a restless night sleep in yet another hotel, so I got ready for my meeting and headed downstairs. It hit me in the meeting, I was unable to concentrate on what was being said and my thoughts would not settle on any one thing. I kept thinking what the fuck am I doing here? I just wanted to go to my room and hibernate. So I waited until lunch break thinking that some quite time in my room might help. We got 1 1/2 hours for lunch, but after an hour I knew it was not going to stop by its self. So he I sit waiting for my anxiety meds to work. As I reflect back over the last couple of days events I now can see that this was coming on. I work fulltime and own a business on the side with my sister. Which leaves me little time for me and my kids. Let alone any personal time to pursue my own life. I So here I sit(with a bottle of Chardonnay), knowing I should be in my meeting, but unable to leave my room. Is all the work and money and personnel possessions worth all this?????? I'd give it all up to have a simple normal life. I suppose I work so much so I do not have to deal with my feelings. Who knows??? Maybe you do,because right now I don't!!!!! Right now IM going to read my favorite blog's, surf the net and then have a nice nap!!!!!!! God knows the meds and wine will speed that up.

??????????

Hotels suck!!!!! Ok, when you call to make reservations they always ask "Would you like a Smoking or Non- Smoking room? Smoking please, I say!!!! Then when you check in they give you a Non-smoking room, you ask for a smoking room and they tell you "So sorry we do not have one available!!!!!!! Then why the FUCK did I reserve one in the first place!!!!!!!!!!Why even ask???????? I going to keep a ashtray in my suitcase, because Im going to smoke in my room regardless of if its a Non-smoking room!!!!!

I do have a wireless connection,thank the good Lord. My morning is not complete without coffee, a smoke and my computer.

Packing!!!

I hate packing!!!!!!! Im sooooo tired of traveling. I worked my ass off this weekend and I can't seem to see that I did anything. That totally sucks. I should just leave my shit in my suitcase......I guess I should be thankful I do not have to get on an airplane....WOO HOO!!!!!! I get to drive!!!!!!!!!!!!! I better have a wireless connection there or Im going to be really pissed!!!!!!!! WOW Im in a super crappy mood!!!!!! Well I better get and stuff my clothes in my suitcase....They better have an iron that works. It pisses me off!!! All the irons at the hotels leak water!!!!! What's up with that shit???????????

Weekend work!!!!

Shit I worked alllll weekend. I did not get to relax on the beach (like some bums I know) My Oldest son came over Friday night with his girlfriend Ashley.....She's a doll.....Lord we got ripped in my backyard!!!!!! But hey it was fun!!!!! I also won $58 for all my bowling efforts!!! WOO HOO!!!!! I still have a ton of work to do today, because you guess it......IM off on yet another exciting business trip on Monday. Crooked is walking much better and is even taking a trip outside every now and then. Calie my other cat finally brought her 1 surviving kitten in the house.(that's a story for another day) My youngest son is off on a canoe trip, getting prepared for his trip to Canada this July. So I have had some quite time to get my work done.

Well its back to work for me!!!!!!!
Have a great Sunday!!!!

False advertising!!!!!

While shoping on Ebay I came across this ad. Read the description and notice the Non-smoking non-pet home comment......check it out here..........

Here

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Do you see what I see??????????

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This post is for to the Asshole in the Very UGLY Red Ford Bronco who who tried to drive up my ass this morning on the freeway. WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where you trying to kill me or just in a hurry to get to some Fucking destination that was not worth risking the lives of innocent people!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope the very nice Hiway patrol man pulled your ass over and shot you for being such a dumb FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crooked's Homecoming!!!!

Crooked is home from his two night stay at the Vet's office!!!!!!!!!!! We are soooooo glad he is home!!!!!! He is resting comfortably and seems happy to be home. I'm sure he would do a happy dance, but he still is really sore, which is to be expected when you are run over by a car!!!!!! He walks slightly crooked.....wait thats his name.....OMG I ran over my cat who was already Crooked and now he really is crooked!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel soooooo bad.....but at least he is home. Anywhoooooo...Im off to watch a movie with my son........

Really Bored!!!!!!

I'm so bored today....I dont want to work.....I found this really cute

Kitty

...You have to check him out!!!!!!

Self Portrait

This photo  was taken at yet another business trip!!!!!!! After hours of course!!!!!!!! My thanks to Jimmy Buffet for opening Margaritaville and allowing me to buy all the most delicious margarita's....... and causing me to take this really bad photo in which you can see directly up my nostrils........and who is that handsome stud-muffin??????........That happens to be my oldest son............who so kindly escorted me to the elevator @ 8pm, pushed my floor # and said "Go directly to your room, do not pass go, do not collect $200..........I hate when that happens...................

Hang in there BABY!!!!!!!

My Boys!!!!!!!

This photo was taken several years ago on a trip to Six Flags............The one in the white shirt is not really my son, but he was always at my house........So close enough in my book...........

Crooked Update!!!!

Looks like Crook is going to make it. The Vet says he is doing better after some B-12, antibiotics and cortisone shots. He is eating great after Leroy (the Vet)told his assistant that Crook has no teeth and can't eat the hard stuff......I thought I might get to bring him home today, but he has to stay one more night. I'm soooooo happy.....I thought I killed the poor creature. Crooked has been with my family for about 10 years. We are not ready to let him go just yet!!!!!!!!!!

Anywhooooooo....its back to work for me........Thank God its almost time to go home!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CROOKED

I just found this photo!!!!!! Its kinda blurry!!!!!!!! Just pretend your bawling your eyes out (like me) and it will look great!!!!!!!!!!!

Waiting!!!!!!

I had an appointment to take Crooked (my cat...That I just happened to run over)@9:30am. First off I can find my cat carrier, so I find an old file box, put a towel in it to make it all comfy for him.....Then I can't find the cat!!!!!!!! OMG I panicked. He has been in my room since the accident!!!!!!! I must have looked under my bed a thousand times.......I do have a cat door, but I could not imagine Crooked going outside on his own. He can hardely stand. So I call the Vet and let them know, they said to bring him in if I found him. So I get in my car to run some errands......And there he is......Getting a drink from the fountain in my front flower bed.........I jump out of my car (like he is going to run off!!!!!!!) Grab the box, then patiently wait for him to finish drinking. The minute he is done I stuff him in the box, throw him in the car and we are off.......The vet was not in so I helped put him in a cage..........Petted him and said....Well it was not goodbye.......So here I sit by the phone waiting..........

Sometimes It Takes All Ya got!!!!

You have this just love this photo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I needed to post something to lift my spirits and this photo did it.

I managed to survive Friday the 13th......But Friday the 14th was a day from HELL!!!!!!!!!!!

First off I had a blast from the past that was not fun at all.....Then to top it off I ran over my beloved old cat.....Crooked.......I did not kill him.....which I think is worse than the fact that he is still alive as we speak and on the way to the vet. Crooked is old, he is blind in one eye, he has no teeth, and as well as we can remember he has used up all of his nine lives..........and is working on the 10th.....with some help from me. I have kept him comfortable, by crushing up Vicodan in warm water and using a droper to force it down.....so he has been very happy despite the fact .........I RAN OVER HIM......

 

Just a thought!!!!!

In California you must wear a seatbelt in your vehicle, if you or you passengers do not you will get a ticket. Your children must be in a car seat, or booster seat depending on age and weight!!!!!!! So why the hell do they not have seat belts in buses. Many of us put our children on buses to got to school everyday. In San Diego we took a bus from our hotel to the convention center every day....And no seat belts!!!!!!!!We are so careful with our children, but we throw that all out each and every time we put them on a bus!!!!!!!!!!!! It can't be that hard to install seat belts!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sooooooo what are your thoughts?????????

Happy Mother Day!!!!

May you all have a very Happy Mothers Day!!!!!!!!!! I was just going to chill all day, but the laundry needs to be done. Its raining here, and I feel kinda yucky. Maybe I'll just have a nap!!!!!!!

WORKING AGAIN!!!!!

Ok so we are not really working in this picture!!!!!!!!!! The bartender took this photo......the blurry spot is his thumb. This was the greatest British Pub......we went every night....if your ever in San Diego check out The Princess Pub. The food was great and so where the margaritas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Working in San Diego!!!!!

Here we are working on our last day of the Expo!!!! Don't you just love the matching pink hats!!!!!!!

Traveling again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone I work with thinks it SO fun to travel!!!! It sucks!!!!! You get to go to fun places and then your stuck in a room with a bunch of people you don't know all day!!!!!!!!!! Then your too exhausted to do anything when you get out. So its back to your room for room services and what ever movie catches your eye!!!!! I hate it!!!!! I want to go home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Ride

I love this car. It kicks ass!!!!!!!

Daily Thought

FUCK IT!!!!!!

I'm having a FUCK IT kind of day!!!!!

So deal with it!!!!!

Words To Live By!!!!!

As I Mature I've learned that you cannot make
someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just assholes.

I've learned that it takes years
to build up trust, and it only takes
suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by
on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big willy
or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't
compare yourself to others - they are
more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting
long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible
for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of
how hot and steamy a relationship is at
first, the passion fades, and there had better
be a lot of money to take its place!

I've learned that 99% of the time when
something isn't working in your house, one
of your kids did it

I've learned that the people you care most
about in life are taken from you too soon
and all the less important ones just never go away.

Pass this along to 5 friends...trust me,
they'll appreciate it. Who knows, maybe
Something good will happen.
If not...tough shit.

Monday Monday!!!!

So far so good!!!!!!!!!!!

A GREAT CATCH

I'm reposting this one because I think all you ladies deserve a second chance at this great guy!!!!!!!!


Look Ladies
http://personals.yahoo.com/us/personals-1078979002-946466This link will take you to the most awesome man in the world. You may ask how I know this or why if he is so great, I did not snatch him up???? Well for starters he is my best friend, I love this man for all that he is. We have seen great times together and some bad ones. He has always been there for me, and I for him. What I truly want for him is to be happy, to find that one woman who understands him, and is real. We live in a small town where its common practice for your partner to cheat every now and then...........Yep only in our small town........Its crazy but true. So check him out ladies he will not disappoint you. His pictures are real just ignore the one where he looks like Buzz Light Year........I give him crap all the time about that one. This man will treat you like a queen and make a great partner for that special lady.Feel free to post comments and I will fill ya in as best as I can.

HA HA HA

Subject: Actual Help Desk Conversations

Thought you could appreciate these!

Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one...

Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note .."
Customer: No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet.. it's still on
my desk... Sorry...

Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill
Gates!


Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I
try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it
in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it...

Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah..................Thank you.


Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.

Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer
Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: Okay.
Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes.
Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another
keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah..that one does work!

Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter
V as in Victor, and the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

A customer couldn't get on the Internet:
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

Helpdesk: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Helpdesk: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.

Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has put a screen saver on my
computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!



And the winner is...

Helpdesk: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the
circle around it?

Crap Crap Crap

I have not posted for awhile, been too busy and my son had the flu and was so nice that he gave it to me. I'm still not feeling too well so I cancelled my trip with my son this weekend, but he will have fun. So I will stay home and attend a funeral with my mother for a close family friend who passed away on Monday. Trust me I'd rather be with my son exploring the USS Hornet than at a funeral but I feel like I have to go. I suppose its a good thing I can finally get the room finished upstairs and complete my sons move up there with out him in the way.

Have a super day !!!!

Beer & Bowling

I had to bowl yesterday because we had a Tourney......woo hoo......Normally I bowl on Tuesday's so I do not drink, because I have to work the next day, and we bowl from 7pm to 9:30pm so I get to bed late. Well yesterday being Sunday and only 1pm I thought what the hell and had a few...........My first game was great, then it just went to shit..........So I have determined that Bowling & Beer to not mix for my. On the other had my son who had 2 beer's to my 1 bowled better the more he drank. Maybe I'm just a light weight??????? I must be besacuse today I feel like crap..Hangovers suck big time. So I'm here at work not really doing much, because my brain decided to stay home.....Its amazing I can even type this post.

I hope ya all have a super Monday.....Because mine sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woo Hoo!!!

I just got this email message from a friend I work with:

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well perserved body, but rather to skid in sideway, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up,totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO WHAT A RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!"

I love it!!!!

The Sims Online

I play The Sims Online and I am totally addicted to it. Its bascialy an online chat room but your a person who has a house and works and you can visit other peoples homes. It fun and a great stress reliever for me. I have to mention that I have made very many special friends there. One that is very dear to my heart is Bookmark. He and I have shared some of our most deepest secrets and desires. So this post is for you Book.....Love ya and miss ya!!!!!!!

Can't wait to have a slow dance in the bathroom with ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bowling update!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK So last night was bowling night and I have to say I really burned up the lanes last night!!!!!!! I bowled a high series. I was on fire, I did have a tad bit to much beer, maybe thats what helped my game. I only have a small hangover today, so I'm pretty sure I will survive. I have decided that I have to many binder full of crap in my office so I'm cleaning out all the shit I don't need and I happened to find some damn reports we have been looking for............shit shit.......I would much rather be outside the weather has turned beautiful and spring has arrived!!!!!!!! Woo Hoo my favortie time of year.....Its not to hot or too cold..............the flowers are blooming, the birds are singing!!!!!!!!! Ok so I really don't give a rats ass about that right now Im just trying to sound cheerful......Is it working?????????? Hey I can't always be fucking Mary Poppins!!!!!!!!!!!!

So have a great day!!!!!!!!!
Not!!!!!!!

Email hell !!!!!!!!!!!

Email is a great tool.....Unless you have just broken up with your boyfriend.........I know it hurts to be dumped....But we are adults, we need to act like adults. I have had realtionships that have not worked out and we have managed to remain friends or atleast part on good terms. I suppose it can't always be that way. Just give me a break I feel guilty enough.

Well Shit!!!!

Ok I finally called my relationship quits....and I really do not have much to say....so I'm going shopping!!!!!!!!! Its a cure all for anything!!!!

My Interview with Jon

The Official rules of the Interview-Game
1. If you want to participate, leave a comment below saying "interview me."

2. I will respond by asking you five questions - each person's will be different.

3. You will update your journal/blog with the answers to the questions.

4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview others in the same post.

5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions

6. I will answer reasonable follow up questions if you leave a comment.


1. If California suddenly fell into the ocean, what other state would you like to live in?

I would have to say Arizona. I have really bad allergies and I hear that if you move there your allergies get better.

2. If we made your life into a TV Series, what would the show title be, and who would you cast in the major roles?

OMG....This could really happen!!!!!!!!!!! I would have to say Always the Bride, Never the Bridesmaid, I know its long but sooooo true. As for cast I think Nichols Cage as Husband #1, because #1 reminds me of him. Sean Connery as Husband #2 older and classy, Dwight Yukom as Hubby #3, because he can play a real bad ass character and looks great in tight jeans. As for casting me I would have to say ME!!!!!!!!!! Because then I'd get to kiss all the really great husbands I picked out!!!!!!!!!!

3. Provide there examlpes of why accountants are not boring.

I'm an accountant and I am anything but boring, and give great head!!!!. (This counts as 2 examples) ;)
Accountants authorize your paychecks. (that was a tough one Jon)

4.Give three names you absolutely would Never Ever have given to your son.

Richard (no one is ever going to call my son Dick)
Leroy.....too Okie sounding to me
William....Way to over over used in my family.

5. What was the first musical recording(45, LP, Cassette, 8-Track!) you have ever bought at a store, where is it now, and how do you feel about that music now?

Wow thats a step back in time for me....It was a 45, I don't remember what the record was, but I do remember the store. It was Carter's Music Store, downtown, I would ride my bike there all the time. They had a small booth with a sliding glass door and it had a record player in it. You had to ask Mr. or Mrs. Carter (they were scary old people) for the record you wanted to listen to, they would give it to you and then watch you like a hawk, as if you where going to steal it. I have now idea where my 45 collection is now, but I wish I did. I love all that old music I grew up on. It takes me back to a simple time.....no work..... no stress, just being a kid...........

Thanks Jon!!!!!! This was fun!!!!!

I love babies!!!!

Just had to post this one!!!!!!!!!!! This baby is an angel!!!!

Balls

I don't remember when I took this one...But I thought it was cool!!!

Sunday Sunday Sunday

WOW I slept in, it was great. I have not been sleeping real well, I have had too much on my mind. So now I'm just drinking coffee and playing The Sims Online....I have been hooked on this game forever. It helps me to relax. I have made many friends there and some have gone but some are still around.

As for men.....I just don't know what to do......I am seriously thinking about becoming a lesbian......................;)

I guess that's all I have to say now.

Back from Vegas!!!!

Its great to finally be home!!!!!!!!!!! I do love to travel I just wish I would get to travel somewhere else. OMG 3 Door Down was an awesome concert. It was at the night club Rain in the palms casino....What a great venue.....
Saliva opened for them and I had never heard them before they where great also, but 3 Doors Down....... ROCKED THE HOUSE...........My son and I had a great time. The training was good but really boring.............The time away gave me time to think about my current relationship and I have come to the following decision......Once someone have violated the trust factor, its pretty much over for me. Because if they are going to lie about about one thing they no doubt will lie again. I told him very early in the relationship that if we did not have trust we did not have anything.................And still today he lied again.......Come on people if you don't pay your electric bill for 3 months you know it...........HELLO.............If you have a car repossed, eventually you have to pay for it.......If you tell me you are financially stable, then you had better be stable.....because I will be damned if I will support another man. I have worked very hard to get where I am and I won't let that kind of crap happen in my life again. What in the hell is so hard about being honest??????????Its so much easier to tell the truth, because if you lie...It will bite you in the ass really hard. I suppose I have vented enough tonight, but I really needed to get that off my chest.

Night all

Doctor's Report

I was in so much pain yesterday. I had Rod take me to the walk in Clinic. The Dr. Ordered x-rays, but before that he decided to give me something for the pain...woo hoo....Morphine is a good high.......turns out I did not break my ribs but have pneumonia, this I tell you truly sucks, I guess I have been working too hard and ignoring the signs that my body was telling me. So this weekend has been rest and relaxing.....thanks to Rod who has cooked and taken care of the kids. Today I feel like crap but I think its more of a drug hangover more than anything. I leave for Vegas tomorrow so I'm going to sleep today and most of tomorrow. I will wake up so atleast I can pack..........

More Wedding Photo's

This is me and my sister!!!!!!! She is really into tat's as you can see by the nice one she has on her wrist. Now your asking....But do you have any??????? I do, but I prefer to keep mine hidden.......Maybe some day I will show you............;)

OUCH!!!!!!!!

I' am in sooooo much pain!!!!!!!!!!!!! We have been painting my son's room Things we not going as fast as I hoped and I got really pissed and painted the ceiling. I guess having my arms extended up for a long period of time caused me to pull a muscle on my right side. Its almost as bad as when I took a wild ride on a gas powered scooter and tried to jump a flower bed and managed to break 4 ribs(but that's a story for another day) I'm hoping it will get better this weekend but it just seems to be getting worse............Ok I'm going to search the med cabinet to see what kind of wonderful pain meds I can find...........

Have a super day!!!!!!!!!

This is Great:

Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down.........
by David Letterman
10. The cucumber has left the salad.
9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..
6. Elvis is leaving the building.
5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.
And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....
1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts too.

I love these for the simple fact that I happen to be a crotch & butt watcher!!!!!!!!!

Screw the Brady Bunch!!!!!

I have decided after much thought that I would rather be The Partridge Family. They got to travel a lot and ride in a cool bus, and sing. I can't carry a tune but I do love to sing. OMG and David Cassidy was sooooooo hot. I'd do him anytime!!!!!!!!!! I know they did not have a Dad, but what the hell Ruben is close enough!!!!!!!!!!! So I running with this one. Woo Hoo.

I really can't wait for Monday....Its Vegas time, and I will not sit in my Hotel room and work I'm getting out and having some wild and crazy fun this time.

Got to get back to work!!!!!!!!!!!
Have a super day!!!!!!!!!!!

OOPS!!

That pic was huge....oh well I'm too lazy to go back and edit it. I kinda have that "fuck it all" attitude going today so I'm just going to roll with it. I think maybe I'm not cut out for the Fucking Brady Bunch life, I sometimes miss my peaceful life before... oh what to do????? But then I sometimes did no like being alone and wanted someone to share my life with. It seems that I don't want to be alone and at the same time I do........does not really make sence but I suppose alot of you can relate to this. I suppose I should get back to work, but that fuck it thing keeps popping up. So I guess I'll just surf the web all day and look really busy.......

Some Beach

I want to be on some beach, I don't care where, just as long as I have a nice cold Corona (2 limes please) towel and comfortable chair, no cell phone, laptop, PDA or any of that other crap that keeps us tied to our everyday life. I JUST NEED A BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bowling night

Yes I am going to make it bowling tonight, now that the wedding is over I have more time. Except for next tuesday I will be in Las Vegas (again). I leave on Monday for another exciting meeting and will be there all week. I'm going with a lady from work, she is cool and has never been to Vegas . My oldest son is going to tag along so it should be fun. I got tickets for us to see 3 Doors Down at the Palms...I can't wait. I often wonder why we have training seminars in cool places, Las Vegas, Palm Springs, San Diego and such places. Like I want to sit inside all day listening to someone talk about accounting. I want to be out having fun and seeing the sights. There are just begging us not to attend the training...what are they thinking. I guess I should not bitch too much I do get to travel alot for my job. But still.............I have been to Vegas many times i usually attend class then head to my room for room service and a good book. Ok so maybe Im boring. Maybe I'm not.

Got to run.......work beckons.....

That First Dance....

The wedding went off without to many hitches........I will post more when I have time.....Im off to work

Have a super day and I hope you Valentines day was as great as mine!!!!!

 

Just the Ladies

What a Beautiful Bride!!!!!

The whole Wedding Party

The Kiss

Bunny

He is the blushing bride......she really looks alot better than this photo. She is so nervous she can hardley speak. Wish her luck!!!!!

Rehearsal

Its going to be a big wedding, there are 15 in the wedding party. Plus , of course Jack and Bunny(the bride and groom) I know the photo is blurry but Dennis did not know how to operate my camera. So this is the only one I have with all of us in it.

Busy Busy Busy

I have been way to busy to Blog. Work has been hetic, boy friend trama, and the wedding have all been keeping me away. Got my dress yesterday, thank god it not really ugly, kinda sexy in a sluty way. I'll post pic's after the wedding. oops almost forgot, bi polar exwife is going to the wedding. I can see the headlines now.........Brides maid brawl in Front of Elks Hall........it even rhymes!!!!!!! I promise to be good and keep Bunny's day a happy one.

Good day all!!!!!

What was I thinking??????

Last night we had a bacheloret(sp) party for our Dear friend Bunny, who will tie the knot next weekend. The guys had their party also, but at a different location. The evening started out with the girls meeting at the bar we headed out to the Youth Football Crab Feed....Yummy......The food was great and we had a blast. My sister and I bid and won a date with Shawn the owner of one of our local bars. $110 was cheap for a great looking guy and since my sister and I both have boyfriends we were more than willing to let our Bartender have this little cutie. I did end up with a new scarf and some lovely pom pom's, and later got to do some dirty dancing with said cutie. (Dancing does not equal sex). We had to leave the crab feed and head to our Bar, because the stripper was due to arrive. Upon arriving at the bar, I was approached by a woman who I did not really know, she asked how I was, and being the friendly person that I am and wanting to make my customers happy, I replied I'm great. Then came the bomb, she announced she was my boyfriends exwife....Not really a big deal......But this woman is Bi-polar and crazy as hell. She has managed to tap into my boyfriends checking account and drain him dry. They have been divorced for a year and the women will not leave him alone. So I asked the bouncer to keep an eye on her. All was great until the guys showed up from their party. We danced and had a super time. Realizing I had too much to drink I was ready to go home, told Rod(boy friend) I was ready.......He followed me to get my purse in the office....And here is where the trouble started......To reach our office you have to go behind the bar. Like most bars a portion of it opens and allows you to enter the other side. So off we head I lifted the bar door up thinking that Rod who was right behind me would grab it and follow me, well I guess I was too quick because I got to the office and Rod was not behind me. I was like ok, so I gathered up my things and headed back out to the main bar area, not seeing Rod anywhere I went out side, where I did find him. The first thing I noticed was the big scrape on his nose. I asked what happened to your nose? His reply was the bar hit me. Ok so I have to laugh, after I know he is ok. I guess he was unable to catch the bar with his hand but did manage to catch it with the back of his head, knocking him out and causing him to hit the floor and to some ugly damage to his face. Rod says the worse part was the 21 year old who asked "dude are you ok?" So I took Rod home and cleaned him up and we decided to head back to the bar and dance some more. We had just arrived at the bar and where still outside talking to my sister and her boyfriend, when exwife comes out and says " Rod can I have a smoke?" He said I don't have any her reply was you do too I see them in your hand. Not really a big deal, but considering the past experiences with this women it was enough for me. Like she has not taken enough from him and his children. She pops off with did Rod tell you he called me last night? This pissed me off because he called to ask her to pay him back for the monies she had drained from his checking account in December and to pay her bills. So I 86'ed her out of the bar....That's when all hell broke loose. She was really mad. I am not a violent person but I had had enough of her. She grabbed Rod by the shirt and would not let go so I went after her, but was held back by our bouncer, but my sister and Debbie went to town. Rod lost his shirt in the process and I managed to yell a lot. All in all it was a good night I managed to get out some pent up fustrations.

Guess I never saw that on the Brady Bunch.........

Happy Birthday

My son when he turned 11.....he is now almost 12 and about as tall as me!!!!!!!! They grow up soooo fast.

I'm Back

Back from Reno.........just alittle bit poorer...lol.......its was a great meeting but the slots did'nt pay for shit. I 'm having some personel problems in my life right now and I'm trying to work them out. I will post again later, when my brain is not so full of crap.

Hump Day

Yeah its wednesday....hump day......I'm off to Reno, NV to another fun exciting meeting. One day meeting are ok but can be a drag.

Anywhooo.......Have a super day!!!!!!!!!

No Bowling tonight

Which really sucks, but I'm off tomorrow for a meeting in Reno, NV. Thank God its only 1 night and I don't have to get on a plane.....which means delays. If my name is on a passenger list something is going to happen to make the plane late, its just my luck. So I really like the meetings I can drive to...so much better.

Wish me luck I might win some money!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah riggggth!!!!!